Let me roast Sats

in the professional way
Satellites, no doubt you are one of the
biggest and most loved/most hated person on ATRL. You thrive to be deem as an iconic figure and staple, but in reality i see you nothing more than just an avid Beyonce fan with photoshop skills WHO thinks that their **** don't stink.
You are a mess, but a good mess even though more times I feel like you are insecure and tends to be a downright hypocrite. One day you stand for this the next day you are opposed with something. You find it hard to accept defeat when you are defeated and It makes you look like a lowlife at times.
Your post count is ridiculous. It makes me wonder if you have no life or any real life friends for that matter. You don't strike me as a go getter. You love your satellites personality than you do your real life persona but I know why though because you can't get this type of attention walking down the streets as you do when you post in a thread.
I feel sorry for the fact that you look the way you are and I feel bad that people bug you about it. You once made a thread that you are accepted with your looks but I know you aren't. You know u aren't. You always bring up racism and is quick to draw the race card but yet to cling to everything that Beyonce does that exemplifies her being black. Oh and don't forget your "love" of her light skinned *****. Mad you aint light skin and skinny don't ya bitch?
