As if we didn't know that already
Especially on Fridays....
Just an average night:
You get a call from your John, you meet him at the mot'
He's chillin' in a pamper and a fur coat
Your head starts spinnin', you drunk too much gin in
Your jaw starts grinnin', and this is the beginnin'
Of a night of an average Ho
Oh yeah and it's almost 10pm and we're still waiting. Old coupe next to me who've been here since 8pm and endured some horrid DJ intro aren't impressed.
Already ready for the "when is she singing the hits?" comments.