My quick review of the performances at the BTWB (judging from YT vids
)
Highway Unicorn: Good, very dramatic love the bass and lighting..
Government Hooker: it starts weak, but the outfit and desk part are just ****ing epic..
Born This Way: Disgusting and tacky, in every way! The giant vagina
The outfits
UGH!
Bloody Mary: It's very haunting i love it, but it gets kinda boring.. since she does **** but "skate" the catwalk..
Bad Romance: It does justice to the song! flaw free outfit! iconic choreo!
Black Jesus † Amen Fashion: Awesome and fun performance, love the outfit!
Judas: Horrible, she barely dances, the theatrics are way off in this performance..
Fashion Of His Love: Surprisingly good! The vocals are on point generally..
Just Dance: Mediocre, it's ****ing JUST DANCE, take that horrible origami dress off and DANCE bitch!
LoveGame: I can't believe this bitch just does like ****ing 30 minutes of this sex anthem just laying on a bath tub
Love the head-piece though!
Telephone: Awesome, you can totally tell in every video that this song turns everyone on, i love the hair flips also!
Heavy Metal Lover: Very original! i love it! But same as Bloody Mary's it gets kinda boring after she does **** for like 3 minutes, but the headpiece, lighting, bass and choreo are just
Bad Kids: Cute! but when she sits at the end and her dancer hugs her is just :biblio..
Hair (Acoustic): Obviously one of the highlights of the night, this song is what BTWB is all about, how dare she to cut it off!
Yoü & I: Boring and sick of it (this should've been cut off instead of Hair)
Electric Chapel: Love the lighting, but bitch needs to learn to fake playing guitar decently
Americano: I like it but there are parts of the choreo that seems that were made for Gaga to look like a ****ing clown
Poker Face: It's good, i like that she takes off the "meat" skirt, looks way better..
Alejandro: It's akward, idk i just don't like this performance, it was so good during the MB..
Paparazzi: WTF was she thinking by doing that weak, boring, non-event performance for the best song of The Fame
Scheisse: Well.. the ****ing highlight of the night! Do i need to say more?
The Edge Of Glory (Piano + Studio): Just
! This performance reminds everyone that she has flawless vocals and great skills to write.. Just ****ing raw talent
Marry The Night: She ****ing needs to stop bringing lesser fans to the stage and start doing hardcore choreo and the "naaayiiiGHT" screams at the end ASAP!
Overall i love it, the thing that needs to ****ing be revamped from scratch is the BTW performance
I kind of love it, tbh. Because the bigger Gaga gets the more we'll see crazy stuff like that at her shows.