[KatyMyLady]

Madonna - Iconic
Correct: "Say I have to fight and I can't wait"
What i heard: "Say I have to fart and I can't wait"

*death* hahhaha

[BlackAura]

Telephone
What i heard: "And I am second tire of my phone ringing"
What it is: And I am sick and tired of my phone ringing"

[Jackson]

Originally posted by Phaedo

Rihanna - American Oxygen

The actual lyrics:Oh say, you see, this is the american dream.
What I heard: Jose, you see, this is the american dream.

[XIAN]

y'all need to clean yo ears

[alrightsir]

Rihanna - BBHMM

Actual: Wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car
Misheard: Life is a Banksy in my brand new Vorinka.

I even looked up Vorinka, I thought it was some russian fashion burqa or something.

[umich]

Originally posted by Alaska.

All About That Bass

Actual: But I smell her on your collar so goodbye-bye-bye
Misheard: But I smell her on your colon so goodbye-bye-bye

Freudian slip?

[umich]

Britney - 3
Actual: are you in?
Misheard: R-U-N! (I thought she was spelling "run" )

[ks_dollar]

Style

Actual: "Fade into you"
Misheard: "Fake interview"

Actual: "You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye"
Misheard: "You got that ksjefsdfdsskfd look in your eye"

Lame but yeh.

[Overdose]

Mariah Carey - We Belong Together

Actual: Who else am I gon' lean on when times get rough
Misheard: Who else am I gon' leave oh when times get rough

[Kiel D-01]

American Oxygen
Misheard: we sweat for a n**** and a dime
Actual: we sweat for a nickel and a dime

[ManDown]

Originally posted by Rico Shameless v2

I can't think of any besides Slave.

I went from its release til the Circus Tour with the slowed down mix singing "Hama nama nama aye" versus "leaving behind my name and age". I just thought she was gibbering.

Mind=blown. And Slave is one of my most played songs ever.

[UFO]

Actual: He used to call me poison, like I was poison ivy
Misheard: He used to call me poison, like I was poison obvii

Tumblr teas

[umich]

Originally posted by Kiel D-01

American Oxygen
Misheard: we sweat for a n**** and a dime
Actual: we sweat for a nickel and a dime

Same

[Buyonce1814]

Wrong: break my knees so I can't move



Right: break my lease so i can move

[mandym]

All Time Low - Missing You
I heard: You've come this far, you ugly nut
Real: You've come this far, you're all cleaned up

[umich]

Tove Lo - Talking Body
Actual: Day drunk into the night, wanna keep you here, cause you dry my tears.
Misheard: Day drum into the night, wanna keep your hair, cause you draw my teas.

[Alaska.]

Originally posted by umich

Freudian slip?

[Gavroche]

Beyonce - Be With You
Misheard: "ooooh play it back"
Actual: "ooooh baby"

Madonna - Ray of Light
Misheard: And I feel like a disco ball
Actual: And I feel like I just got home

[Rihinvention]

Madonna - 'Iconic'

"Say I have to fart and I can't wait. Standing in the wings, a butterfly that stings."

[mariahcarey]

Britney, Piece of me!

i thought it was: "And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exception to anal"

but it's

"And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exceptional earner"