Oh my lord. So, I heard a knock on the door, & this guy came in & was looking for my landlord. Oh. My. God. He was beautiful, he wasn't too big, he wasn't skinny, he was perfect for my taste. He had brown-red hair, & such beautiful ****ing blue eyes. His voice was so cute too, & he looked me right in the eyes when I was talking to him, & he smelled AMAZING. He was so cute, & I looked like a mess, I had a t-shirt on & shorts. **** me, why wasn't it the moment of yesterday, when I looked amazing?
My God, but sadly I had to tell him that he's next door, not here. & he walked away. I was literally ****ing up my words when I was looking at him. He face, oh my god.
****.
I love this commercial.
I'm guessing yours is Michael? 
