Ed is hosting my countdown today but I will continue the story. (NOTE:These stories are all fiction and are not real, just wishful that is)
Day 6 (12:45 AM)
(Inside apartment)
Avril:I feel a little relieved after that mermaid incident.
Ashanti:It was me that had to deal with it, not you.
Me:Let's just go to sleep ok?
Ashanti:Fine.
Avril:Have it your way.
Day 6 (5:00 AM)
(Spider Tower, I made this one up)
*Ashanti got up in the middle of the night and went over to this tower. What she didn't know is that there are surprises waiting for her.*
Ashanti:I don't need sleep.
*
(At record agency for Sony/Epic)
Ed:I should probably get a record deal
Shakira:With who?
Ed:ARRGH! *runs*
Shakira:What?
Anastacia:I don't think he likes you.
Shakira:Why not?
Anastacia:How would I know?
*
Ashanti:I don't need sleep.
???:Come forward Arachne Jr.
Ashanti:My name is Ashanti!
???:Whatever...Ashanti, come forward.
Ashanti
mumbles)Ja didn't say anything about this...
*
(At a castle, Jamie Lynn Sigler's character is a princess(Marina)
Marina:Oh Romeo, my Romeo. Where could you be?
Aurora:Who are you talking to?
Marina:You don't know?
Aurora:No, I don't.
Marina:I want my Romeo back.
Aurora:Where did he go anyway?
Marina:He went to war to defeat the spider army....(mumble)did I just say spider?
Aurora:?
Marina:I gotta go.
Aurora:I can't figure her out guys.
Jessica:How could that be?
T:Some people....wait, most people are afraid of spiders.
Aurora:How much of them?
America:How would we know?
*
???:What is your style of music?
Ashanti:R&B.
???:Any friends?
Ashanti:My girls who are the dancers.
???:Any others?
Ashanti:I can't forget Ja Rule, Charli Baltimore, Vita, Irv Gotti and among others.
???:Let me guess, you with Murder Inc.?
Ashanti:How did you know?
???:My friend has told me a lot about you.
Ashanti:Who?
???:Avril Lavigne I think.
Ashanti:Where are you?
???:Just walk through 1 more hallway Ashanti and you'll see me.
Day 6 (5:30 AM)
Avril
waking up)Where is Ashanti?
Me:I thought she was with you?
Diana:I know!
Avril:TELL ME!
Diana:Spider tower.
Avril:...spider tower? What does she want with that place?
Diana:A few weeks ago, I heard that a young teenage girl was taken hostage at the tower. Ashanti must be there to rescue her.
Avril
oesn't she know that there are 1,000 spiders in that tower and most of them aren't the ones we usually see?
Diana:They evolve.
Avril:Excuse me?
Holly:Like humans, spiders evolve when they get older.
Melissa S:But here's the wildcard, only 157 of them in the tower are the ones we see often.
Diana:Wait, only 157? That's 15.7%.
Ashley:That's correct.
Avril:But I don't understand.
(knock)
Me:Coming.
(opens door)
Vanessa:Can we come in?
Me:Sure.
Amerie:We might know something about the spider tower.
Vanessa:We? I don't know anything about it.
*
Ed:How hard is it to get a record deal?
Anastacia:Hard. You have to sing well and not act foolish.
Ed:I have to give Shakira credit for something, she had been working so hard to be successful in the USA and that's difficult to do after 10 years of a successful career in her homeland.
Anastacia:Just try the best you can in doing well on Epic/Sony ok?
Ed:I won't let you down Ana.
*
Ashanti:Are you serious about this?
???:Trust me, I don't lie.
Ashanti:Ok.
*opens door*
???:You found it
Ashanti:Wait, I think I recognize you from somewhere...
Avril:ASHANTI!
Ashanti:I'm in trouble.
???:Hide here.
*
(at the bus)
Abby:I guess that...
La La:What?
Abby:The Rock Countdown on MTV2 is on at 2 PM on Saturday. I hope you can watch it aside from your work.
La La
on't worry, I love to see people make fools out of themselves.
Abby:Hmmm....
*
Avril:Amerie before we find her, do you know the secret of this place?
Amerie:Yes I do.
Avril:How about what lies on the top?
Amerie:That I don't know.
???:I'll tell you.
Avril:I remember you, Jennifer Chevelle?
???:No, you twit! I will tell you my name and don't try to guess because you'll never get it right.
*
(new character-Corey Taylor)
Abby:Better check the intercom.
(buzz)
Abby:Corey?
Corey:Hello?
Abby:This is Abby from MTV2, what's up there?
Corey:Looking at the place of my former homestand.
Abby:I see you betrayed Slipknot24 even though he's been revived.
Corey:I hated what he tried to do.
Abby:?
Corey:He tried to destroy Mike and Ashanti.
Abby:Mike and Ashanti?
La La:I'm familiar with her.
Corey:Who is this?
La La:This is La La from MTV, I know about Ashanti.
Corey:Could you send her and Mike over here?
La La:I got ya.
Corey:Just those two, nobody else.
Abby:Kinda hard though, we don't know where they are.
Ike:I do.
Abby:Where?
Ike:Spider tower, 9 miles from here.
Abby:Then let's go.
Corey:Wait! I got a better idea. You own the bus you are on right?
Abby:....
La La:I own it. (trying to sound proud)
Corey:Then La La must drive for this to work.
Abby:Gotcha.
*
Amerie:Tell us who you are.
(unmasks)
Kevin:Kevin Cozart.
Me:Kevin?
Ashanti:Here I am.
Avril:Kevin? I thought it was Jennifer...
Kevin:I didn't say I was a girl...
(shock)
Abby:Mike, Ashanti.
Me:What?
Abby:Corey wants you.
Me:Why?
Ashanti:Teleport!
*teleports*
(NOTE:Remember, this is not supposed to be funny or hillarious)
Me:Wait, this is Slipknot's base.
Ashanti:I know where it resides in.
Corey:Welcome old friends...
Ashanti:Corey Taylor, you have a beautiful voice.
Corey:Thank you, your voice is beautiful as well.
Me:Why are we here?
Corey:We need to destroy Slipknot24 once and for all.
Me:How can we do that?
Serena:I can!
Me:It's Sailor Moon.
Ashanti:Sailor Moon? What are you doing here?
Serena:Stand aside. I'll take care of him Corey.
Corey:You are far too weak Sailor Moon, his powers are more powerful than 3 Friezas.
Serena:They say strength isn't everything.
Ashanti:I agree. Strength isn't always important. Speed is good.
Corey:That's what we need to do.
*
(back at the tower)
Kevin:A long time ago in my fantasy world, there was Elvis Presley waiting on top.
Amerie:Elvis?
Kevin:This was in 1972.
Avril:What did Ashanti have to do with this?
Diana:We thought you were a girl.
Kevin:It was a disguise I used but they didn't fall for it.
*
Me:So, we need to be fast?
Corey:Exactly.
Serena:We need backup though.
Ashanti:I'll page Murder Inc. Be with ya in a few.
Me:Let's go.
*
Ed:What? I got fired?
Anastacia:Something went wrong.
Ed:Wait, I know who did this....Slipknot24!
*
Amerie:Who built this tower?
Kevin:In 1956, Mr. Watson had started to create this tower. It finished 15 years later and when Elvis died, there was nobody left to guard it. That has been like that for 20 years and nobody stepped to it, until now.
Amerie:The devil?
Avril
on't be silly. That isn't true.
Kevin:But I'm a genie in fantasy world and I can use my magic to imprison you if you question me again!
Avril:Ok, I'm sorry.
*
(Back on the bus, new character-Neiel Kenneth Bridgewater)
Neiel:Hello, take me to W.E.C. please.
Abby:I'm on it.
Neiel:Ok.
*
Me:Slipknot24, we finally come face to face.
Slipknot24:I'll beat the stuffing out of you.
Corey:You can't do that.
Serena:You won't come close.
Me:And then you go down.
Slipknot24:Ha! You and what army?
Ashanti:This army! May I introduce you to Murder Inc.
Me:Let's knock him down.
*A long battle ensues*
Day 6 (11:00 AM)
Slipknot24:What have you freakin' done to me?
Me:You did this to Christina and Michelle and now we'll do it to you. Serena, do it!
Serena:Moon Tiara Magic!
Slipknot24:Giguyifdjda
Me:We defeated him. At last, he's gone.
Ashanti:Teleport!
*
Kevin:I hear it, genies!
Ashanti:It's just us.
Vanessa:?
(What will happen next? Is Slipknot24 the only threat? Is there a traitor among the team? Find out during the 9/28 countdown)
This is no laughing manner. Ed will post the countdown for 9/27 shortly.
