Stranger: Wanna join my husband games?
You: BUY RED
You: FEATURING THE SMASH SINGLE BEGIN AGAIN
Stranger: Ew.. Shes a *****
You: zane has herpes
Stranger: IM not sure who Zane is... although I know Zayn doesnt...
You: harry is starting his solo career
You: 1d is breaking up!
You: byeeeee
Stranger: Thats nice. Bye ****. Suck my pusst you fat ******
You: that was rude
Stranger: Good. YOure a ****
