"Ok this is the bit where I talk about myself right
So after my daddy had lost everything and got locked up
For awhile, I was 14 and I decided you know
I was gonna leave home and be a somebody, or whatever
And um, like, numerous failed attempts, bad tv shows, bad record deal
Bad everything, and I had moved to Hollywood to be a big star
And ended up living in these motels on Sunset Boulevard
You know, $30 a night, really run down
And I would go to these clothing stores at the weekends
And try on these beautiful clothes
Practicing for when I was gonna be rich
You know, bad boyfriend, no money, no life
And suddenly it hit me...
What the **** am I doing with my life?"
Poor Gaga and Lana. Natalia has an actual sob story. And makes art. Poor everyone.
