Smellanie Martini makes me cringe every single time I see her. It doesn't have to be a video, a simple and candid picture of her is just enough to make me fall on the floor and laugh. That dumb and pathetic baby/childhood aesthetic, her ugly teeth and that gap that is wider than Tit Parra's loosened up asshole, try-hard looks, her not being able to hold a note and having to breathe in a gulp of air every two seconds make me question the intelligence of this generation. Are our standards that low? How do these girls manage to sell records and get deals? Which record label executive has the time to go on Tumblr, scroll for hours and find these untalented, ugly and sad Lana Del Rey wannabes?
