I literally fell on the floor
Btw I've taken a new approach. I tell them I hate taylor so they stay
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey

You: Do you like Taylor Swift?
Stranger: NO!!!! I came to talk bout 1D
You: Good!
You: I hate that bitch
You: !
Stranger: Mkay... I k
You: Anyway lets talk about 1D
Stranger: I hate what she did to Harry
You: I know this is a hard question
You: But who's your favourite?
You: Mines niall.
You: I know I'm such a bad directioner for choosing favourites
Stranger: LIAM PAYNE!!! I was being Louis for a second
You: Ew yeah I know Taylor's such a bitch, how could she hurt Harry?!
Stranger: Worst... She even dated him
You: Anyway did you know that one direction have a new song out?
You: It's called
You: State of grace
You: BUY IT ON ITUNES NOW
You: And support your boys

Stranger: OK!!!! I'll try...
Stranger: Yes
You: Omg
You have disconnected.