So, let's do a little re-cap ::
* She hypes this damn album for well over a year ;
* rushes the first single release to steal Katy's momentum (and lies saying she was doing so beacuse the song had been leaked) ;
* Tweets about a supposed Perez pic poking fun at her hip problem even though he sent this pic to her 6 months ago ;
* makes a contest ordering her LM to buy as many copies of Applause as they can -as the winner will be the one who'd bought the most number of copies ;
* Her fans offer free blow jobs for those who had actually bought Applause ;
* After all the above , Applause is number 1 in er, let's say
zero countries (not even Cambodia and Cyprus are giving her their Applause anymore) ;
* Realizes the song is alreading flopping and gives an interview saying she was not the one to choose Applause as the first single, but her record company's CEO ;
Waiting for the next chapters of this already amazing soap opera ! Gaga is SO entertaining , now I know why did she get Rs's 'Woman Of The Year" Tilte