[umich]

Originally posted by Rated

Carly Rae Jepsen - "I Really Like You"
Actual: Who gave you eyes like that?
Misheard: Who gave you ass like that?

[Auburn]

Marina and the Diamonds - "Rootless"
Actual: A kingdom without a king
Misheard: F***ing dumb without a king

[lousaysthings]

G.R.L. - "Show Me What You Got"

Actual: Maybe I'm old-fashioned or maybe you're too fresh
Misheard: Maybe I'm old-fashioned or maybe you're too French

[Gavroche]

Adele - Skyfall
Actual: I know I'd never be me without the security
Misheard: I know I'd never be me without insecurity

Taylor Swift - Style
Actual: Fade into view
Misheard: Long interview

[Stark]

Maroon 5 - Sugar
Actual: Sugar, yes please
Misheard: Sugar, yasss bitch

[umich]

Taylor Swift - "Style"
Actual: Midnight, he come and pick me up, no headlights.
Misheard: Midnight, he come and pick me up, no head lice.

[Rider]

Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods

Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard: Your neck is hanging from my neck.

[Prometheus.]

Britney Spears - Piece of Me

Actual Lyric: Tryin' and pissin' me off
What I heard: China pissin' me off

For like 2 years I thought Britney didn't like Chinese people and was like


Taylor Swift - Style

Actual Lyric: Fade into view
What I heard: They interview


Omg, Phaedo, I heard that for the longest time, too.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by stereo.love

Britney - Kill the Lights
Actual: If you're feeling fraudulently, I ain't even losing sleep
Misheard: If you're feeling froggily, I ain't even losing sleep

I never understood

I always thought she said: "If you're feeling froggy leap".

[Nat A]

Originally posted by umich

Taylor Swift - "Style"
Actual: Midnight, he come and pick me up, no headlights.
Misheard: Midnight, he come and pick me up, no head lice.

[lousaysthings]

Zedd f/ Selena Gomez - "I Want You to Know"

Actual: Honey, it's raining tonight, but storms always have an eye, have an eye
Misheard: I need restraining tonight, but something's always having I, having I

Originally posted by Phaedo

Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods

Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard: Your neck is hanging from my neck.

I sung this without ever thinking that this sounded wrong

[frashcoholic]

Originally posted by Kamil24

Ariana Grande - One Last Time
Actual: I don't care if you got her in your heart
Heard: I don't care if you got hernia your heart

[PhreshDiamond]

Rihanna:

Hard

Actual: I live where the sky ends
Heard: I live with the Spartans

Actual: No fear, and while you getting your cry on I'm getting my fly on
Heard: No fear, and while you getting your crap on i'm getting my flats on

Disturbia

Actual: So if you must falter be wise Your mind is in Disturbia
Heard: So if you must fart to be wild Your mind is in Disturbia

The Monster

Actual: You think i'm crazy, well thats nothing
Heard: You think i'm crazy, well thats not fair

[BYoncé]

Originally posted by stereo.love

Britney - Kill the Lights
Actual: If you're feeling fraudulently, I ain't even losing sleep
Misheard: If you're feeling froggily, I ain't even losing sleep

I never understood

I STILL hear this to this day i honestly believe that's the line and they just came up with "fraudulently" cause theres no way that many syllables fits in there

[SlayonceKnowles]

Beyoncé - Baby Boy

Actual: I'm steppin' up hotter this year
Misheard: I'm steppin' up outta this s***

[havefaithrestart]

Originally posted by M André

When I first heard Piece of Me I thought Britney sang: "You wanna piss on me" instead of "You want a piece of me"
Dont drag me english is not my first language

Same

[Scandalous]

Originally posted by stereo.love

Britney - Kill the Lights
Actual: If you're feeling fraudulently, I ain't even losing sleep
Misheard: If you're feeling froggily, I ain't even losing sleep

I never understood

I thought it was 'If you're feeling froggy leap' until right now

[its_britney_bitch]

Destiny's Child: Bug A Boo
Misheard: "Break my knees so I can't move"
Actual: "Break my lease so I can't move"

[Auburn]

Marina and the Diamonds - Solitaire
Actual: Black like coal.
Misheard: Black like gold.

#TheDress ha impact

[Doogle]

Originally posted by SlayonceKnowles

Beyoncé - Baby Boy

Actual: I'm steppin' up hotter this year
Misheard: I'm steppin' up outta this s***

I only discovered it wasn't the misheard in late 2014

I used to think Just Dance was "just dance, come and do your thing"

It made the song so cringey but luckily I was wrong.

Oh and Hard:
"where them black girls at?" instead of bloggers