I asked my mom for money so I could buy Beyonce the album. She asked me: "what are you need the money for". I answered. Then she looked at me as if she was about to die or something and said: "If you think I'd let you waste my money on that bitch who faked her pregnancy, slept with president Obama, released her ****** album unexpectedly so she could get that media attention, showed her fake fat ass in that ugly mother****ing video, and performed a sex choreo with her ugly husband in front of millions, then you must be out of your mind". I smiled and told my mommy I love ha.
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