Yes he's perfect other than the fact he's turning 30 in December but he looks 21 or 22 and I'm now a step mother to an 8 year old but hey he has his own house, job, a couple of cars that he says I can drive whenever I want and he's buying me a birthday present. I got myself a sugar daddy.
It's my dream to have a sugar daddy and the only way I'll be able to survive in the future since I don't have the brains to be someone, you're so lucky, I wish that would happen too me minus de 8 year old kid, I want to adopt a Japanese baby
You scored 63% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.
Sinnyboo couldn't wait to turn pre-legal to get that adult dick. I ain't mad tho cuz i was 16 ****in 24-25 year old men,just thinking i ruled tha world cuz a older man was ridin ma dick
So well visiting my hometown this week, I got in touch with someone I went to high school with. And he likes me alot.... and I kinda like him. Sounds perfect right?.... the only snag is we only live 400 miles apart.....
"She definitely get's ALL her inspiration from Beyonce. She won't admit it anymore these days but did you guys here hear her say.. "New York "yall" sound so good right now". Since when did the world "yall" become part of her vocabulary? LOL That's so southern, so beyonce. It's not a big deal.. it just little things us Beyonce stans notice about her that annoys us when rihanna stans try to say she's better. Beyonce made her. Literally."
Beyonce's sample of Pon De Floor has got me into a Major Lazer stelo. They **** all over certain artist's, MY GOD. Can we get into my new favorite song?
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my friend say her friend loves to suck dick and loves for the man to *** in her mouth so she can swallow it. one day she said her chest was hurting and my friend took her too the doctor for her to get a x-ray done. she had *** in her chest because she swallowed so much of it..
The Dream Boi
You scored 15 Pride, 60 Natural, and 20 Denial!
::Sigh:: The Dream Boi. You are the boy of many gay guys' dreams! Why? Perhaps it is that you are "au natural" when it comes to being gay. It may have been Nature or Nurture, but one thing is for sure--you are who you are and share no similarities to the prissy queens and closet jocks of the gay culture. You realize that your sexual orientation is simply a factor in the complexity of your lifestyle. Queens are amusing to you. Closet jocks disgust you. Bravo! You are truly a rare find.
Humphrey Bogart
38% SexAppeal, 37% Comedic and 100% Gender!
You are Bogart! Bogart started out playing hoods and villains and moved up to an unlikely leading man. Like Bogart, you have an uncanny sense of style that is all your own. You tend to be reserved and intraverted, but like Bogart, these qualities make you magnetic to others.
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Emo Kid
You are 43% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet *****! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / **** you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Smartass.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
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Mrs. Nice Girl
You scored 39 looks, 69 personality, 14 politics, and 43 sex drive!
You have a great personality and you seem like a really nice girl, but...... You get the phrase that is usually said to men. You're really nice, but.... Take some chances, go out for what you want, and if you're not happy already, maybe going out and taking chances will make you happy
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Filthy
You scored 89% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
I was really bored, but I can't at how these surveys read me like a book.