Alright, based on the sampler, "Sexercize" through "If Only" is the sweet spot of the album. Honorable mentions to "Into the Blue", "Million Miles" and "Fine". The rest are mediocre.
Video store late-return fees used to be an occupational hazard for the forgetful cineaste in the days when every neighbourhood boasted its own rental outlet. But one US film fan got an uncomfortably retro shock when she was jailed for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie rented more than nine years previously.
Kayla Michelle Finley spent the night behind bars on Thursday evening despite having earlier arrived at a police station in Pickens, South Carolina, to report a crime. Charitable officers noticed there was a warrant out for her arrest relating to the rental of the critically-lampooned 2005 comedy Monster-in-Law. They arrested Finley and charged her with petty larceny.
According to the authorities, Finley was sent several letters by Dalton Video in 2005, and later a certified warrant. The film fan counters that she had no intention of keeping the video, and simply forgot about it after moving away from the state.
Vanessa's discography slays me.
