-The fact Gaga got her face a new time zone to make herself more presentable and none care.
-The fact Britney has no rights but can still show her midriff on stage and Ke$ha cannot or else Dr. Cosby becomes Mr. Hyde.
-The fact the Little Morguesters threw out their nooses when she was nominated and now don't have a means to off themselves.
Good news Little NOscars: if you swallow a bottle of pills, they MIGHT just give you a Vegas gig!
Man, I am glad I logged on tonight.
(Shoutout to my boo Sunshine for remaining classy as ever.

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