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Wow, this is so incredible. Everyone asked for it, so here it is! My acceptance speech. So what if it's a little late, it takes time to write this much, you know! Anyway, I'm so thrilled to have won my first ever KatyCat Award. To see that I got two nominations was amazing enough for me, but now that I'm standing here with my first award, it's just so amazing.
I've been a Kat since 2008 when Katy released her amazing smash "I Kissed A Girl". I was enthralled by her infectiously powerhouse vocals and her stunning charismatic nature. Little did I know that my main fave would be included in the video for the same song. Anyway, this isn't about that smelly piss-guzzling homeless trash-bag wearing refrigerator flop. I'm here for Katheryn Elizabeth "Queen of Pop" Hudson.
I honestly expected to get 5th out of the nominees, so to place first just feels so amazing. Even if it is shared with gold"Birthday MV is sexy"soundz. Even though I haven't been the most active Kat it's been a fun year of supporting Queen through her "flop" era, the moderate hit Dark Horse, the colossal flop that was the amazing THIS IS HOW WE DO (and its amazing video and all of the threads), dragging Monsters and Swifties left and right that tried to come for the one and only QUEEN and of course the Super Bowl. Need I say more?
I'd like to thank everyone who nominated me for me for this category in the first place, and of course everyone who voted for me. I'd like to thank Katy for being the Queen of Pop, and all of the Monsters and Swifties for being total ****-tards so I could educate their asses with unnecessarily long #clapbacks and essays. But most of all, thank you all of the Kats in general, even the ones who didn't vote for me. Your votes couldn't bring me down, and now you're gonna hear me ROAR!
Looking forward to the rest of the awards, and perhaps I'll even snatch the Dark Horse award too. But not holding out for it (Pop Vocal teas). Good luck to everyone else who's nominated!
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