Misheard: "I said baby I do this I thought that you knew this kissing no haters and nine is the truth is my flow ret@rded my skin be departed swagga on soup..."
Real: "I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this." Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is And my flow retarded, they speak it depart it Swagger on super..."
I basically misheard 3 by Britney Spears for years, I thought it went something like
"One Two Three peter mauled mary, got one meaty degree and im callin between us"
Kelly Clarkson - Because Of You How it is: Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk I thought it was: Because of you I never said you were part of a cyborg
I was a kid back then and english isn't my main language
Drunk In Love - Beyoncé ft Jay-Z
Actual lyrics: "I get filthy when that liquor get into me"
Misheard as: "I get filthy when that look, you give it to me"
I only just realised this second & strongly believe my lyrics are better. I wish Beyoncé would enunciate and improve her diction!!
Also at the beginning of Dirrty I keep thinking that the man is going to say "too dirty to even clean my ass with" but he's saying "too dirty to even clean my act up" I think
Demi Lovato - Mistake Actual Lyrics: No one to save, to save this sick cycle's over, babe. Misheard Lyrics: No one to say, to say this sick psycho's overpaid
Britney - Kill the Lights
Actual: If you're feeling fraudulently, I ain't even losing sleep
Misheard: If you're feeling froggily, I ain't even losing sleep
"I run to you sad baby" instead of "I run to your side baby" in Kelly Clarkson's Let Your Tears Fall. I thought it didn't fit, but I couldn't figure out what she really said... And it almost made me hate the song because it felt like she suddenly changed her mind and made fun of the person she wanted to console