[Bliss]

I know should've farted ("One Last Time" - Ariana Grande)

[conseeded]

I keep hearing "We're 'bout to play here. We're 'bout to play here. The crying game" instead of "We're back to playing".

[Nathan's Nicely]

Boy (I Need You)

Its: My heart races when
My Motorola beeps
Or my cell rings
I just make a wish and if it's you
My whole day changes
'Cause when I know
You're thinking of me (Boy)
Heaven knows
Suddenly it's not so dismal baby

I STILL hear: My heart races when
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
(Inaudible words)
Suddenly it's not so dismal baby

I know the lyrics but I just don't understand a thing she says there

[Ice]

Christina Aguilera - Hurt
Actual: I'm sorry for, blaming you.
Misheard: I'm seventy-four, blaming you.

[umich]

Ella Henderson, "Ghost"
Actual: "I had to go through hell to prove I'm not insane.. had to meet the devil"
Misheard: "I had to go through hell to prove I'm not insane.. and submit the devil"

[OriginalDoll.]

Britney Spears - Cinderella
Actual: I used to be your girlfriend and I know I did it well
Misheard: I used to be your dolphin and I know I did it well

[umich]

Taylor Swift - "Out of the Woods"
Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard Your neck was hanging from my neck.

[Bey_Rihstan]

Showstopper - Danity Kane

Actual: Black Tinted with a white stripe interstate
Misheard: Black Titty with a white stripe in the seat

[Yassin512]

Originally posted by JonJo486

I swear it's hair to my ass instead of hair to my eyes, it makes more sense.

How does hair to my ass makes sense? she's talking about the hair is flying to her eyes when she's driving in her convertable in Hollywood.

OT : one of my tragic misheard lyrics when I was younger.
One Republic - Apologize
Real : It's too late to apologize.
What I heard : It's too late to find a job.
(It was constantly playing on the radio and tv stations at the time and it was so annoying to me so I never made the effort to look for the name of the song or the lyrics)

[The Original High]

Originally posted by conseeded

I keep hearing "We're 'bout to play here. We're 'bout to play here. The crying game" instead of "We're back to playing".

I thought it was "We're 'bout to play here" too

[mikeyace16]

The iconic Starbucks Lovers ofc

[Kyle.]

Tove Lo - Got Love
Misheard lyrics: 'Good enough to make the ocean look like its a pond'
Actual lyrics: 'Got enough to make the ocean look like its a pond'

[sychung4650]

Originally posted by umich

Taylor Swift - "Out of the Woods"
Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard Your neck was hanging from my neck.

Too much

[mikeyace16]

Originally posted by sychung4650

Too much

BYE at your avi

[M André]

When I first heard Piece of Me I thought Britney sang: "You wanna piss on me" instead of "You want a piece of me"
Dont drag me english is not my first language

[Tristan]

Misheard: Got a long list of ex lovers
Actual: Got lonely starbucks lovers

luves it

[Tristan]

Originally posted by umich

Taylor Swift - "Out of the Woods"
Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard Your neck was hanging from my neck.

WAIT

[Lukey]

Originally posted by umich

Taylor Swift - "Out of the Woods"
Actual: Your necklace hanging from my neck.
Misheard Your neck was hanging from my neck.

[Rated]

Hilary Duff - "I Am"
Original: Sometimes I'm miserable / Sometimes I'm pitiful.
Misheard: Sometimes I'm miserable / Sometimes I'm pedophile.

[Auburn]

"Piece of Me" - Britney
Actual lyric: And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exceptional earner
First I heard: I'm still exceptionally anal
Then I heard: I'm still an exceptional anal



I also thought she said stripping on the streets when it's actually slipping on the streets