THESE ARE HORRIBLER VIDEOS AND I DISLIKE THEM IMMENSLY. APPLAUDING THEIR APPEARANCE MEANS YOU DISLIKE THEM TOO. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL, KIDDOS!
Ya know, the screaming is getting out of control already...
#34 "Photograph", Ed Sheeran
No one wanted to see this.
#33 "White Iverson", Post Malone
No one wanted to see this either. And really now, we're trying this?
#32 "Break Up In A Small Town", Sam Hunt
Mainpaining with a beard does you no good, Sam. Plus I just realized how much "white rap" and autotune is in this monstrocity. I should have ranked the song higher on the bad list!
#31 "Strip It Down", Luke Bryan
If it ain't a concert video it's a sappy love ballad set in a farm. Yawm and sigh.
#30 "Lay It All On Me", Rudimental (ft. Ed Sheeran)
What does any of this have to do with anything.
#29 "Watch Me (Whip)", Silentó
While I gave the song a pass, the video is horrible.
#28 "Shake It", Sistar
Just because you lost the DC Comics Villainesses theme did not mean you four had to go all AoA on us. Seriously, it's just "Heart Attack" with older girls.
AND HOW IS THIS THE HIGHEST SELLING GIRLGROUP SONG??!?! DID ALL OF KOREA MISS HURT LOCKER'S RELEASE?
#27 "Stand By You", Rachel Platten
Otherwise known as "look at my leg day results"!
#26 "Confident", Demi Lovato
Like Demi would have a chance against Michelle.
#25 "Love Me Like You Do", Ellie Goulding
On one hand, it's Phantom Of The Opera. On the other, 50 Shades Of Stupidty.
#24 "Fun", Pitbull (ft. Chris Brown)
If I'm this bored watching your "plot" video we have problems.
#23 "Liquor", Chris Brown
I actually wouldn't have bothered ranking this except for the blacklight sequence, which makes me think there's nothing in the liquor but it's in your stash.
#22 "Worth It", Fifth Harmony (ft. Kid Ink)
The lack of cordination! The faking of height! The "plot"! The fact I think this is a homage of The Saturday's "Notorious" video! The background! The use of Kid Ink! Why is any of this!
#21 "Bitch I'm Madonna", Madonna
Bitch you're trying way too hard.
#20 "Lion Heart", Girls Generation
First, like y'all eat pizza. Second, I love how every k-pop video is basically a commercial. Third, the product placement was less in "You Think" which nearly made this list cuz the dancing is horrible. Fourth, the blur is worsehere than "Party," which likewise missed the list for being less aggravating than this even though that was a clear Thai Airlines commercial. Fifth, THE FXXK IS THIS GIRLS?!
#19 "Cool For The Summer", Demi Lovato
Er...no. Try again with the hot pseduoness. And the whole fakeness of this "Confident" era. She should have stuck with the lyric video, which was missing the sleaze needed for the video but felt...well...realish?
#18 "Do It Again", Pia Mia (ft. Chris Brown & Tyga)
Speaking of fakeness...
#17 "Hold My Hand", Jess Glynne
Um...what is anything with this video?
#16 "One Last Time", Ariana Grande
Worst. End. Of. The. World. Ever.
THESE ARE THE MOST HORRIBLEST VIDEOS AND I DISLIKE THEM LIKE I HATE LIVER. APPLAUDING THEIR APPEARANCE MEANS YOU DISLIKE THEM TOO. THANK YOU FOR HATING YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO IF YOU RELEASE THE DANCING BANANAS!
Ya know, sometimes I wonder about the state of education...
#15 "Stuck On A Feeling", Prince Royce (ft. Snoop Dogg)
In a year of trying too hard, trying to be Enrique might be the biggest offense.
#14 "Somebody", Natalie La Rose (ft. Jeremih)
It's a battle between a plank of wood and a drag queen's wig for least personality in a video. I get it, Natalie is pretty. But that's not enough to even make yourself interesting in the video YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUNCH A CAREER WITH.
#13 "Marvin Gaye", Charlie Puth (ft. Meghan Trainor)
...why didn't I rank this higher?
#12 "Real Life", Jake Owen
I see weed has reached the countryside.
#11 "Time Of My Life", Pitbull (ft. Ne-Yo)
HOW HARD IS THIS TO DRESS PEOPLE RIGHT FOR A Y2K VIDEO! Pit, you and I are nearly the same age, I know you know what the looks were then. It was basically "Go Deep" everywhere!
#10 "Honey I'm Good", Andy Grammar
Even if this video was attached to a less assinine song that didn't involve the possibility of a dude cheating, the saccarine levels would rank this high. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SO STOP IT.
#09 "Crash And Burn," Thomas Rhett
I wonder why she dumped you. Don't all girls like being harassed by underslept men of the night?
#08 "Adventure of a Lifetime", Coldplay
What....what is...who thought this was a good idea?!?!
#07 "House Party", Sam Hunt
When the hipsterification of country began.
#06 "Break Up With Him", Old Dominion
If everyone turned into that lead singer I'd run far far away.
#05 "Dooo It", Miley Cyrus
Do what? I don't think I could be in abig enough k-hole to get it.
#04 "Pretty Girls", Britney Spears (ft. Iggy Azealia)
For commericals its a bit obvious. But...but who thought "Earth Girls Are Easy" was something to remake?
#03 "Sparks", Hilary Duff
Like...like what is this? You actually released a GOOD song and then give us a Tindr commercial? And then "reedit" because "fan demand"? I'm shocked that (a) this didn't work and (b) no one has pulled this stunt before!
#02 "Bad Blood", Taylor Swift (ft. Kendrick Lamar)
This is just ridiculously horrible. The cattlecall of stars makes no sense, the plot is nonexistent, the "fight" at the end defeats the purpose of Taylor's #squadgoals nonsense and it might be Joseph Kahn's worst video.
#01 "Sugar", Jennifer Nettles
Folks...I think Jennifer lost her mind.
Bad Blood should have been #1, easily one of the worst music videos i have watched, it's just a bunch of boring celebrity cameos, nothing actually happens and It looks so sterile.
That...that is saying a lot. But it's kind of true. It's just an excuse for Taylor to show off all of her celebrity friends. It's not interesting otherwise.
Might be my least favorite video of the year...though I haven't watched enough videos to judge, really.
Bad Blood should have been #1, easily one of the worst music videos i have watched, it's just a bunch of boring celebrity cameos, nothing actually happens and It looks so sterile.
It actually was #1 until two weeks ago, when Saving County Music shows just how desperate Nettles was for relevance
Gods damn it Japan, show a damn video on YouTube... Click song title to see video.
#48
"High By The Beach", Lana Del Rey
#47
"King", Years & Years
#46
"Hey Mama", David Guetta (ft. Afrojack, Nicki Minaj and Bebe Rexha)
#45
"Coffee", Miguel
#44
"Downtown", Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (ft. Eric Nally, Melle Mel, Kool Moe Dee and Grandmaster Caz)
#43
"Let It Happen", Tame Impala
#42
"Gosh", Jamie XX
#41
"All Cried Out", Blonde (ft. Alex Newell)
#40
"Coming Home", Leon Bridges
#39
"Twenty-three", IU
#38
"Renegades", X Ambassadors
#37
"Stay A Little Longer", Brothers Osbourne
CAN WE DISCUSS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE A GAY COUPLE KISS IN A COUNTRY VIDEO! AND START TO GET DOWN ON A TABLE?!?!?!? AND THERE ARE TWO INTERRACIAL COUPLES?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PROGRESS COUNTRY?!?! Granted, the Brothers look like the just left Williamsburg but still!
High By The Beach is good, Lana looks amazing in the music video!
King, Downtown
All Cried Out finally someone on ATRL who likes that song and music video!