Lindsay Lohan just happened to walk in there and wanted a piece of Christina's woo hoo for free. Sadly, she didn't taste the woo hoo for long, because the cops issued for Lindsay's arrest warrant just happened to stop by and arrested both their asses. Lindsay, because of the warrant and Christina, for prostitution. No one recognized Christina, though.
...who immediately take the prosthetic mask off of his face, revealing himself under the street light. The man in the Britney guise was Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Then Rihanna's woohoo turns to eat Chris, With RIhanna's orders. They catch her woohoo, shrink it back to it's normal size , to give to XTina.Then it was discovered that Rihanna's woohoo was too small for Christina's body, and it was returned to RihSUS. Meanwhile Lady Gaga's penis was transfroming into an oversized ****.
She was revived by Dr. Seuss into a new, supersonic Bi-on-ic Xtina. She's definitely not herself tonight, after that night, after the night after that night and so on, so forth.
Britney then realized she herself was the talentless low-class act..... and drop to her knees for Drake... he said No Thank You and preceded to walk off where he ran into...
The most ghetto, half-talented, drugged crazed, Beyonce wannabe, Holiday Hearts looking thing whoring itself on the streets : Keyshia Cole. Keyshia then preceded to rape him, until Britney came and saved him. Thus, The Battle of Crackheads was born. As Drake sat by watching and trying to put his clothes back on, Rihanna was walking by and went G4L on his ass for saying she ****ed him for a track. As Rihanna was blugeoning Drake with Matt Kemp's baseball bat, Chris Brown was walking by, and attempted to help Drake but instead of hitting Rihanna, he tripped over Drake's shoes which made him hit Britney, which caused her to....
She was revived by Dr. Seuss into a new, supersonic Bi-on-ic Xtina. She's definitely not herself tonight, after that night, after the night after that night and so on, so forth.