The stans would make up our school's state champion Debate Team. Eli would be the founder of the Automechanic Club, while Mazen would be the president of the Madge Appreciation Club.
MLD would have a starring double role as both Sandy and Danny in our school's production of Grease.
Karlos, Kevin and Gerry would obviously be on varsity football, although I'm sure attendance at the games would be very low.
Rhythm is homecoming queen, Erica is prom queen, and Kely... well, he should be staying away from the science lab for awhile to avoid being dissected.
Talisa would be my best friend.
Nelly would be my gay best friend.
Karlos would try sooo hard to fit in with the cool kids.
Arith & hungryforxtina would be class clown.
Dani would be pregnant by freshman year
Tierra would be most popular girl.
Angie would be class flirt
Mazen would be the **** starter.
Soultionz would be the punching bag.
Tim would be most popular boy.
Irv would be the hottest guy.
Recess would be the cool teacher that lets you eat in class & bring your cell phone.
Athens would be the principal.
Eli & Spc08 would be voted "most likely to succeed"
Steve would be coolest Britney stan. Chi_town kidd & N.E would get jumped daily by the gays.
I would be the meatball that thinks EVERYTHING is funny.
& we would ALL pledge allegiance to the flag of Beys*s
i can't speak for NE but nobody would damn sure try to jump me.
She even looks iconic with a mustache.
I live on the north shore... 
