The Nelly/Ashanti/Fergie Part-ay!
This super threesome had many o' **** this year! Let's break this down.
- Nelly & Ashanti - Body On Me
- Nelly & Fergie - Party People
Then, the ladies had **** all to their own!
- Ashanti - Good Good
- Fergie - Labels or Love
Seriously, what happened to Nelly? He went from BEING the **** to **** in an album's time. Body On Me and Party People are the worst collaborations I've heard all year. First, we have Body On Me which is a has-been's collaboration with some Akon peppered in. Then there's Party People which is worse than a mix of London Bridge and Wadsyaname
Oooooooooh weeeeeeee.
Then the ladies join the fun with Good Good aka Bad Bad aka Flop Flop. There's nothing good about Ashanti anymore, other than a good hairy sideburn joke [/50 cent].
I guess we shouldn't make 50 Cent references when talking about has-beens now, should we? Then there's the Fergie trash soundtrack single. I just hate her voice when she doesn't try to sing. Somebody please make it stop!
Mariah Carey - I'll Be ****ing You Long Time
Pointless trash song with a pointless trash video. **** you, Nick Cannon. BB Hot 100 peak, #58? Yep. Breakdown on the horizon? I think so.
September - Cry For You
I just can't listen to this song. It's too hard. CAN'T!
Janet Jackson - Feedback
Oh joy, Janet's singing about her vagina.
Panic at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon / That Green Gentleman
Dropping the ! from the name didn't do ****, neither did this album. I actually think this album makes me dislike their first album. It was that bad. They're done.
Blake Lewis - Break Anotha
It pains me that Reeces and Kworb can like such trash SO MUCH. Not even a little, but A LOT. He is probably one of the most annoying 'artists' ever. I'm so over the white boys who want to be urban. DIAF!
Asslee Simpson - Outta My Head
Trash lead single? Check. Trash Gwen Stefani rip-off video? Check. Flop album? Check. New baby aka stay out of public? CHECK!
Vanessa Hudgens - Sneakernight
You want to go clubbing in sneakers? LOLZ. I can't even think of a write-up that hasn't been done already because how many year-end WORST lists has this appeared on already?
Exactly. Sorry, Timmy.
Raven Symone - Double Flop Bus
The key to Raven Symone's success: Ride the double flop bus and sell 13 copies worldwide and still be an icon/legend/diva [/afterfood]. Does life get any better?
Alicia Keys & Jack White - Another Way To Die
SOOOOO disappointing. That is all.
Usher - Trading Places
Seriously, go away. We don't need you anymore. We have Chris Brown now. Plus, softcore ****os aren't cool when you preached about 'growing up' for the first two singles. (Except does "Love in this Club" really qualify as 'growing up'?) Go home to your husband.