I've pirated before and when I was a kid I use to steal 5-cent candies from the corner store
My sister has also stolen from the dollar store while I was with her. I knew she was doing it and didn't tell the employees so I guess I was an accessory to crime
But I used to date this guy who was a total badass and one time we went to the McDonalds in Walmart and he was banned from the Walmart for shoplifting and didn't tell me until after we left, thank god no one saw him in there