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Discussion: Your Most Embarassing Experiences
Member Since: 11/4/2010
Posts: 2,535
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Originally posted by NEZ LUNAR
I don't believe this but I'm hollering.
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I wish I was lying but I'm not. I guess now I can look back and laugh it off, but in still embarrassed by it.
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Member Since: 8/4/2009
Posts: 10,735
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
I posted this in another thread similar to this. I tell you, I still get embarrassed and anxious thinking about this.
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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I would never ever ever return to school
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 18,667
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Originally posted by BPD
I would never ever ever return to school
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same
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Member Since: 2/16/2012
Posts: 6,442
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
I posted this in another thread similar to this. I tell you, I still get embarrassed and anxious thinking about this.
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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I remember this story!
I cackled for half an hour when you had this in the other thread.
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Member Since: 11/4/2010
Posts: 2,535
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Originally posted by BPD
I would never ever ever return to school
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It wasn't to bad returning to school after my incident. The other students were told if anyone made fun of me cause of what happened they would have detention.
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Member Since: 5/14/2011
Posts: 14,089
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Originally posted by Musicfan56
So let me get this straight... you shoved your whole fist up your buttox while in state of sleep?
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Yes, repeatedly. I didn't even hurt so either I was in shock or my hand was pretty small at that age.
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Member Since: 2/27/2012
Posts: 20,342
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Originally posted by Auraeolux
Yes, repeatedly. I didn't even hurt so either I was in shock or my hand was pretty small at that age.
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You're full of crap.(no pun intended)
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Member Since: 12/28/2011
Posts: 883
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Originally posted by Auraeolux
Yes, repeatedly. I didn't even hurt so either I was in shock or my hand was pretty small at that age.
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I am just taken aback. I mean I've heard of sleepwalking and sleep eating but NEVER sleep fisting.
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Member Since: 8/6/2012
Posts: 16,779
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I hope some of you guys are joking because
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
Posts: 7,378
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Originally posted by Musicfan56
I am just taken aback. I mean I've heard of sleepwalking and sleep eating but NEVER sleep fisting.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 18,667
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Originally posted by Musicfan56
I am just taken aback. I mean I've heard of sleepwalking and sleep eating but NEVER sleep fisting.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 5,754
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this thread is a MESS
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Member Since: 9/4/2011
Posts: 29,960
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Originally posted by Ice Cream Clouds
My uncle and I hooked up once.
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Originally posted by justarun
When I was fifteen I hooked up with my cousin's boyfriend
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Pics
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Member Since: 9/9/2012
Posts: 59,872
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I made out with a 12 year old girl when I was 8 and straight.
Her little brother was watching us...
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Member Since: 9/4/2011
Posts: 29,960
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Originally posted by Auraeolux
When I was 10, I had my first and only wet dream. At this point I didn't really accept the idea that I found men attractive (sexually). I woke up from it only to see my hand
vigorously fisting myself as if my life depended on it! deadbanana:
As I became more awake, I jumped up and was just so confused. How did my body subconsciously decide to do that to itself while I slept? :
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Not already fisting @ 10....
Imagine how loose you are now...
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Member Since: 9/4/2011
Posts: 29,960
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Quote:
Originally posted by CannibalMonster
I posted this in another thread similar to this. I tell you, I still get embarrassed and anxious thinking about this.
Last year in 5th grade some guy came in to my class to talk about fitness and eating healthy. Before he came I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom because I had to **** really bad, of course she said no. So the guy needed someone to come up and help him with his exercise, and of course he picked me and 3 others. He told us to do 20 squats, about 7 squats in, my a$$hole wasn't having it, because all of a sudden I **** my pants, it was like Niagara Falls in my pants. And to make it worse, when I ran out of the room, there was a trail on my $hit all over the floor, and when my teacher wasn't looking she slipped on my $hit and banged her head on the floor. She didn't return to class for the rest of the year
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Ewww
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Originally posted by CannibalMonster
I fooled around with some hot dogs. I was pretending the hot dogs were Big Time Rush. The thing is, I had a fun time and it felt right.
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slkdngm Let me not
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Member Since: 8/31/2013
Posts: 3,378
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Well back in highschool we had this game where we would be in a circle and we have to make funny faces. The first one to laugh will pay for lunch. Anyway, that day I had a bad case of colds. Like runny nose. I was holding back a laugh to avoid losing the game but my friend made this really funny face and I couldn't hold a laugh back any longer. My colds created a bubble in my nose for laughing out loud and some even scattered to other people. It was embarassing.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 18,667
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
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He wasn't even that attractive sis..
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Member Since: 9/11/2011
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I kissed my 69 years old math teacher on the mouth to have A+
It worked
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