Because all the chances of making a new one Argon.
A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says to his pal "Hey, man, I think I lost an electron." His buddy turns to him and says "Wow! Are you sure?" and he responds "Yeah, I'm positive!"
I was going to continue making chemistry jokes, but Na.
Shouldn't we make this a general joke thread? I have one that's a bit longer:
A woman wakes up from her coma and discovers she's not pregnant anymore. She asks the nurse, who reassures her and says "Don't worry, you were in a coma for three months, but your babies are okay and your brother named them for you".
The woman screams out in shock, "Not my brother, he's retarded! What did he name them?"
The nurse replies and tells her "He named the girl Denise"
"Oh, that's not too bad", says the woman, "and what did he name the boy?"
To which the nurse answers "Denephew"
Because all the chances of making a new one Argon.
A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says to his pal "Hey, man, I think I lost an electron." His buddy turns to him and says "Wow! Are you sure?" and he responds "Yeah, I'm positive!"
I was going to continue making chemistry jokes, but Na.
Shouldn't we make this a general joke thread? I have one that's a bit longer:
A woman wakes up from her coma and discovers she's not pregnant anymore. She asks the nurse, who reassures her and says "Don't worry, you were in a coma for three months, but your babies are okay and your brother named them for you".
The woman screams out in shock, "Not my brother, he's retarded! What did he name them?"
The nurse replies and tells her "He named the girl Denise"
"Oh, that's not too bad", says the woman, "and what did he name the boy?"
To which the nurse answers "Denephew"