So I told JT this story, but maybe you guys want to? It's my Gay Bar (Lesbian) experience. It's mighty long though...Enjoy!
OOOOkay, time for a new blog update. So what do I say? Last week, a week ago, Amanda wanted me to go to Pi with her. But I had to work that night, so I turned it down and said I would maybe next week. She thought that was LAME since I didn't call in sick, but whateva. So a week passes and I happen to have Friday night off. And then Amanda commuincates to me through AIM and we talk about it. I go back and forth with this. In the end, on Friday night, she calls me and was like, "You have to goooooo." I was wishy washy on this whole going to a lesbian/gay bar (mostly lesbian though) so I was like, "I have Homework to do and my next week schedule is sucky, maybe next week." Then she was like, "LAMER."
After thinking about it that night, I was like, "What the hell am I doing?" I cry and fuss about wanting to have friends, (I haven't hung out with a friend since like November/December of 06'), and here I am turning down doing something? So I said....Why not? She calls me back around 9ish and I tell I will go. I didn't want to let her down. So here I am, getting all nervous and wrecked thinking about this bar. I've never been to one before. And for my first bar....wow!
So we drive down there, which is in MPLS. We arrive around 10:30 or so. I got out of the car and saw so many lesbians and a few gays....I was like...Um...I don't belong here (I said that in my head). It was very weird. I was like embarrased too. So we enter this place, with a five dollar fee. And inside was this small club. I saw so many lesbians inside. And then I saw two guys dressed as woman. LOL!!!!!! I was like...OMG this is so weeeeeeird. I even saw those guys dressed up as girls Myspace. I was like...I've seen her...er wait him? before. It was funnyyyyyyyy....just kidding but wow.
So Amanda buys a beer, I refuse to one since I am driving and all. We find a table and this whole lesbian/gay bar was still not growing on me. I felt not welcomed. So we sit down and just listen to the damn loud frickin' music. Seriously though, are they deaf? I was plugging my left ear 90% of the time there. We don't need that loud of music...geez. Anyways, I saw a couple of cute guys. One in the bathroom, when I had to pee. Then there was another guy who was cute. He was dancing like crazy, and I was eyeing him all night (until he left
). I was hoping he would come up to me or something but nope.
Now...what else did I experience. This club had an area for Pool, along with some video games. There was a place to find food too. And two different bar sections. Nice, I guess! And then in the dancefloor part, there was this one screen in the middle of the wall that showed video clips of Lesbians all naked. Well they were naked like the first hour or so when I entered, then they just showed Lesbians posing...like the Pin Up girl stuff that Betty (Marylin Monroe??) did. Oh and they also showed clips of the woman like chaining up other woman and like doing naughty stuff (with clothes of course). I was like....wooooow.
I bought Amanda three more beers, and we eventually got on the dancefloor. She saw some cute girls too. We started dancing (after that cute guy left...
) and had just lots of fun. Then around 1:00 we were about to leave, but Amanda and me, met some other people. We became friends with them and then went back into the Pi to dance. The gay guy we met bought Amanda a drink and we danced again. LOL!!!!
This is funny. A random gay guy who was in his 30's came up to me, put his arm around me (like how you would comfort someone) and whispered in my ear, "Don't be so shy, You are very cute." I was like...um.......thanks...(I guess). Then that gay guy we met started asking me random questions. Any piercings, you drink, you smoke?, any tatoos....LOL, I said no to all of it. He was like, we need to work on you. Then towards the night, we met this drunk girl who was all horny and stuff. She was like, I pretend to like girls, but I like *****...(whoops...sorry about that). Then she randomly came up to me and put her arm around me and like was on me for a minute. She then like licked my cheeks...ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! She was just drunk, I let it pass. I was like wiping my cheeks off with my jacket.
I think I covered everything that happened that night. We were out til like two. I was so tired and energetic at the same time. It was fun. I actually got to experience the gay community for once. People should do this...even if you are straight. Rochelle (who is straight) was going to come but she was busy. Being gay/lesbian is part of the community. And you can realize after going to these, that everyone is different and we born like this for a reason. People would have more respect for this if they actually took the time to experience it. We are people/human just like you. And it seems to me, that more and more gay/lesbians are coming out finally. Maybe if I go to these thingies, I can finally accept who I am finally. Like for real though, I've liked guys since like 8th grade, but I always denied it. Anyways, I saw all kinds of lesbians and gays. I couldn't believe how many there were. I would say 100 around, if not more were there last night/this morning.
There were some that I was like...they are lesbians????? They look straight. But some were so easy to pick out. I was like....yep, that's so a lesbian...LOL. Don't get offended by my LOL's in this. It's just saying I found it different. I finally opened up in the end and was like dancing like I was drunk almost (whatever being drunk is like....). That gay guy I mentioned was like giving me random bars I should go to. 90's is one of them. And Saloon was the other. A girl said there was a stabbing at the 90's (I think it was that one). So I was like....wow. This world is sad. I kind of got nervous after hearing that, hoping it wasn't going to happen.
All in all, I had a great time. I actually hung out with a friend for once. Last time I hung out was last year. Thank you Amanda. You are a great friend. I just moved you to my top friend because of that. I love you!!!!! We should go to more of these. By the way....You owe me 10 bucks, and don't forget it...haha. I am looking forward to next weekend. I'm going to another bar without hesitation. I'll eventually get used to this whole lesbian/gay community. So I'm so happy now. I won't be depressed any more thanks to Amanda. She is the one friend who took the time to actually hang out with me. Thanks Amanda. I hope every weekened we do something.
LOVE KEVIN!!!! <33333333