When Miss Jessica "Jessie J" Cornish hit the scene as a solo artist in the UK with "Do It Like A Dude" in 2010 - I was very excited. This bitch was straight up hood. The missing link between Eve and P!nk. She had a swagger to her like no one else, and she could sing her ass off. With Eve non-existent and P!nk getting soft on me...I knew for sure Jessie J was here to slay - she was going to own the market with gritty, kick-ass Top-40 hits.
But then she hit the United States, and got between the sheets (sheets of music ) with Doctor Luke. Within the span of a year, Jessie J went from fierce bitch to another Doctor Luke puppet with boring, and un-inspiring radio hits.
Instead of -doing it like a dude- Jessie was doing it like Katy Perry -- raiding the bargain bin of Teenage Dream rejects, raiding Katy's closet of colorful garments and questionable headwear.
Jessie, you are better than this sweetie. You are more than just a Katy Perry clone.....
.....You're practically Katy Perry's bitch.
Get your own ****ing career ho, it's not cute - and stop working with Dr. Luke, "Dominio" and "Price Tag" are both Teenage Dream rejects that could have been given to any basic bitch looking to get a song on the radio. "Do It Like A Dude" at least gave you an identity - you were a standout of pop music and now you just blend in with the scene.
At least Lady GaGa is swagger jacking from old artists that today's young public weren't around to witness. Unlike Britney jacking Ke$ha's swag and doing it better - the songs that Jessie J is paying homage to Katy Perry with aren't even good. "Domino" is a cute little rock - but it's nothing that will get your career off the ground....it damn sure isn't something that will unseat Katy.
Either get some independence, or you'll be stuck to covering songs on the VMA's during commercial break for the rest of your career.