My technical first kiss was the opposite of most of yours... I like girls and it was a guy that kissed me...
We were like 8 years old and he kissed me at daycare... I did
NOT consent, I did
NOT enjoy it, and I pretend it never happened. He grabbed my head and kissed me and I pushed him aside and ran away so goddamn quickly... The only people I've ever told have been people online; not because I'm embarrassed by it, but because it was so insignificant that I've mostly forgotten by now.
I'm still waiting for my first
REAL kiss, one that I actually
consent to.