Because women have octopussy's that live in their vaginas. One time a tentacle almost took me away. Never again. It was pretty traumatic, as you might tell.
Funny you said that, it reminded me of this cute video:
I dress better than most of the straight boys and girls.
I can't be trapped into taking care of another man's child.
I can get life from every scene from a movie or tv show that Columbus Short, Boris Kodjoe, Chris Evans, James Franco, Shia Labeouf, Pooch Hall etc. is in.
"Straight" boys flirting with you behind their friends and girlfriend's back is always exciting.
The term sausage party holds no grounds over me.
I can slay a woman when it comes to cooking. Rachel Ray who?
I can sing the lyrics to all female songs without feeling awkward when the words "he wants this, but can he handle it" come on.