"Oh hey there ATRL! Me and my son Hunty were just walking around the GAP until my phone went BUZZING! *bring bring* my phone went! haha! I finally answered the call and it was my other son, Sistren! He was quickly alarming me that his 100% straight hockey team sang him some lyrics of a mysterious song and that he couldn't stop thinking about it! It was driving him mad!! Me being the amazing mother that I am (I have a "#1 mother in the world" mug for a reason!) *insert casual white woman laugh* I quickly ended the call to help him find out what that song was! (not until I told him how much I loved him and how he shouldn't forget his asthma pump and vitamins of course!) I quickly googled the lyrics and it sent me here! Perfect Illusion is the name of the song and it's sang by that funky and saucy lady named Gaga Lady correct?hahaha!
Yeah I remember falling in love with her ever since her Oscars performance and her top notch vocals on C2C! When I told my 100% straight hockey playing son, Sistren, that it was Gaga! He went insane! He told me that not only is she considered extremely hot to the 100% straight hocky players on his team but that they all respected her as an artist! so yay!! I know my sons Hunty, Sistren and I will for sure purchase this song when it comes out on... September 9th was it? yes it was *insert white middle aged suburban woman chuckle*
Cheers to all of you and do not forget to go to church this sunday ok!? haha!'
"Oh hey there ATRL! Me and my son Hunty were just walking around the GAP until my phone went BUZZING! *bring bring* my phone went! haha! I finally answered the call and it was my other son, Sistren! He was quickly alarming me that his 100% straight hockey team sang him some lyrics of a mysterious song and that he couldn't stop thinking about it! It was driving him mad!! Me being the amazing mother that I am (I have a "#1 mother in the world" mug for a reason!) *insert casual white woman laugh* I quickly ended the call to help him find out what that song was! (not until I told him how much I loved him and how he shouldn't forget his asthma pump and vitamins of course!) I quickly googled the lyrics and it sent me here! Perfect Illusion is the name of the song and it's sang by that funky and saucy lady named Gaga Lady correct?hahaha!
Yeah I remember falling in love with her ever since her Oscars performance and her top notch vocals on C2C! When I told my 100% straight hockey playing son, Sistren, that it was Gaga! He went insane! He told me that not only is she considered extremely hot to the 100% straight hocky players on his team but that they all respected her as an artist! so yay!! I know my sons Hunty, Sistren and I will for sure purchase this song when it comes out on... September 9th was it? yes it was *insert white middle aged suburban woman chuckle*
Cheers to all of you and do not forget to go to church this sunday ok!? haha!'