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Originally posted by Stepfon
10: Clash of The Titans
"Release the Kraken," said Liam Neeson as Zeus. Hollywood suits must have misheard it as "Release the crap." So they did. Here's to a better 2011.\
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Release the crap.
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9: Grown Ups
Arguably the unfunniest comedy in the Adam Sandler canon. Given the existence of Little Nicky, Click and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, that's something.
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Are they on crack? This film is the best comedy of 2010 hands down! Little Nicky was good, too. Chuck and Larry, on the other hand...
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8: The Last Airbender
Remember when M. Night Shyamalan made good movies? Does your sixth sense tell you he'll do it again? Mine neither.
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I think he will, but yes, this one sucked.
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7: Knight and Day
Because James Mangold (Walk the Line) directed this caper flick with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, I had hopes. What an idiot. Even the Kutcher-Heigl Killers was better.
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I thought it looked cute, but I haven't seen it, so I can't judge.
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6: Jonah Hex
Josh Brolin as the disfigured cowboy of the DC Comics revenge tale. Sounds good. Plays terrible in every conceivable way.
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Really? I'll take their word for it. It looked like a boring film to me.
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5: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The third film in the series commits the cardinal sin in a vampire movie: It's bloodless in flesh and spirit.
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How is this piece of
not #1? Ad I totally agree. Vampires are supposed to be scary, not all covered in glitter.
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4: Sex & The City 2
Four privileged white women whine about being privileged white women.
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Yeah, that's pretty much the premise of the entire show. Waste of time, in my opinion.
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3: Eat Pray Love
Two hours of Julia Roberts whining about the awful hardships of the same damn thing.
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With her big baboon's ass lips shining right in your face.
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2: Burlesque
This misguided musical uniting a waxworks Cher with an acting-challenged Christina Aguilera picked up a Globe nod. Are the Hollywood Foreign Press voters on crack?
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Is Christina really acting-challenged? I wouldn't know, this movie looked like a chick flick, so I have no interest in it.
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1: The Tourist
I laughed like hell when this lame-ass thriller got a Golden Globe nod as Best Movie (Comedy or Musical). All the laughs are unintentional. And Golden ***** acting nominees Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie hit career lows, producing the chemistry of high-fashion zombies. The worst of the year, by a mile.
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Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie made a bad movie?! Granted, I hate Jolie, but she knows how to pick her movies, and Depp in a bad movie?! What?!
I refuse to believe it. Unless, it's like when Mariah and Whitney did that one song together that no one really remembers anymore. Two acts you think would make an amazing thing, but it ends up boring and crappy...