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ChapStick
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Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #81
If Beyoncé was Jesus, people who call her a "bitch" for not looking at them while she's shopping would be the devil.
ManDown
Member Since: 11/11/2010
Posts: 28,420
Post #82
If Chris Brown was Jesus, homosexuality would be the Devil. Oh wait...
ImpressiveInstant
Member Since: 6/10/2011
Posts: 6,946
Post #83
Quote:
Originally posted by
Ale-Alejandro
If Madonna was Jesus (she is)... wrinkles would be the devil.
Wrinkles, Pepsi, the Pope, heterosexuality, her acting career...
RihMark
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Posts: 20,553
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Post #84
If islay_your_faves was Jesus, *** guzzling shitheads who dont snatch weaves off the people in the mud of Pakistan would be the Devil.
RihMark
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Post #85
If Beyonce was Jesus, the Academy Awards would be the Devil.
ChapStick
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Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #86
If Kelly Rowland was Jesus, Beyoncé would have her fired. (jk...
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DrunkNHotBoyz
Member Since: 3/6/2011
Posts: 7,353
Post #87
If
Bow Wow
was Jesus,
Topping
would be the devil.
itsryan
Member Since: 8/30/2011
Posts: 1,960
Post #88
Quote:
Originally posted by
ManDown
If Fantasia was Jesus, any and all books would be the Devil.
SIS!!!!
ChapStick
ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #89
If Solange Knowles was Jesus, non-Rosa Parks styled clothes would be the DEVIL.
circus.co
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Member Since: 9/2/2011
Posts: 2,645
Post #90
If Twitter was Jesus, Beliebers would be the Devil(s)
ChapStick
ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #91
If Leona Lewis was Jesus, men's fists to her head at book signings, spooked/angry horses, and stage platforms would be the devil.
DrunkNHotBoyz
Member Since: 3/6/2011
Posts: 7,353
Post #92
If
Rihanna
was Jesus,
A Number 1 album
would be the Devil.
primo.
Member Since: 5/17/2010
Posts: 21,708
Post #93
If R. Kelly was Jesus, statutory rape laws would be the Devil.
ChapStick
ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #94
If Xtina was Jesus, the National Anthem would be the devil.
primo.
Member Since: 5/17/2010
Posts: 21,708
Post #95
If Donald Glover was Jesus (which he is), not making endless love to me would be the devil.
ChapStick
ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #96
If I was Jesus, I'd currently be dead (twice) and up in heaven laughing at the lessors down on earth.
circus.co
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Member Since: 9/2/2011
Posts: 2,645
Post #97
If Lady Gaga was Jesus, Nicole would be the Devil
Dancehall
Member Since: 6/25/2010
Posts: 18,931
Post #98
If Jesus was Jesus, common sense would be the devil.
#controversial #truetea #swag #nohomo #brazillovesbieber (If I were Jesus, hashtags outside of Twitter would be the devil.)
ChapStick
ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #99
If David
Archuleta
Enchilada was Jesus,
excommunication for his homosexual thoughts
Taco Bell would be the devil.
Hooligan
Member Since: 3/27/2009
Posts: 30,284
Post #100
If Ke$ha were Jesus, condoms would be the devil.
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