It's the unexpected ones that gets you!
Being the good sis I am, I was surfing on CNN just for some quick news updates. I clicked on a story and below there were some comments, which I usually like to read a few. I clicked on a link in the comments for more info on the subject, but unknowingly, it took me to a gay ****o site with huge ass dicks popping up on my screen. My mom was just down the hall coming into my bedroom so I tried to close it but my computer froze and the audio was still repeating "Rick Bravo is gay. Rick Bravo is gay." I was like "Oh ****!!" I quickly unplugged my computer from the power jack just in time before my mom could see or hear anything. I was scared for life!
CNN is dangerous I tell you!