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Discussion: Madonna Fan Awards - Congratulations!
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Great interview
Mess at Sandra Bernhard tho
That woman person creeps the **** out of me
Glad to know the magnificent and criminally underrated Revolver helped you seeing the LIGHT
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Excited 4 this.
Nice interview @tyler!
Edit: Omg idk why I called you Alex.
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Perched for the next interview. Sure to be a blockbuster.
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Nnn not the "tasteful" stan getting swayed by MDN/A.
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Originally posted by Reinvention
Nnn not the "tasteful" stan getting swayed by MDN/A.
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The key difference is one I was swayed my taste evolved. You don't see me going around proclaiming MDNA or Revolver as career highlights.
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Originally posted by That Bad Eartha
The key difference is one I was swayed my taste evolved. You don't see me going around proclaiming MDNA or Revolver as career highlights.
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"Revolver" low key is though.
Also what is your favourite Madonna Base moment / meltdown / shenanigan? That gif ain't cutting it.
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Originally posted by Reinvention
Also what is your favourite Madonna Base moment / meltdown / shenanigan? That gif ain't cutting it.
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The gif is it. That's HonVom in the gif. He made it. It was really funny when it was initially posted.
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How many voters so far?
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Originally posted by That Bad Eartha
The gif is it. That's HonVom in the gif. He made it. It was really funny when it was initially posted.
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WaiT oh my god is it? That is funny, I had no idea! dddd
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Originally posted by THEBEASTWITHIN
How many voters so far?
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Still six Im gonna kill myself tbh
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I don't think I'll vote for anyone because I don't know y'all that well (yet), but good luck hennys
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Member Since: 8/27/2011
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Originally posted by That Bad Eartha
The gif is it. That's HonVom in the gif. He made it. It was really funny when it was initially posted.
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Originally posted by Reinvention
WaiT oh my god is it? That is funny, I had no idea! dddd
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It started when Mike posted a gif of himself so I clapped back with that one of me from years ago.
Everyone was quoting it and it lasted probably ~20 pages. A mess.
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I don't think I'll vote for anyone because I don't know y'all that well (yet), but good luck hennys
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Just pick a name out of the hat! Otherwise Alan might kill himself.
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Still six Im gonna kill myself tbh
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Mess
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Originally posted by Alongoria13
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Eurotrash hew?
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If we get to the next page I'll post another interview.
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Originally posted by HonourableVomit
If we get to the next page I'll post another interview.
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No one else is here to care
The Lounge in primetime <<<<<<<<<< Base in primetime
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let me vote i4got
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let me vote i4got
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Quoting my avi implies you will vote for me.
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As part of our hype train (read: Excuse for bumping this thread) we're going to be asking some prominent fans questions about Madonna and their stan life in general.
New Page, new 'view! This time we have our token 'heterosexual':
mrmikefern
"If you hate Madonna, you will never get the good mrmikefern D"
(Questions by Alongoria13)
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You are known for being sexually attracted to Madonna, what's exactly so hot about her?
My physical attraction to Madonna has many facets. First, I just think she's really pretty - and always has been - and sometimes very beautiful. But that's the simple part. Going deeper, I've always been intrigued by the fact that she strongly defies my usual type. I'm a tall brunette stan, and Madonna is anything but. I like refined, icy beauty, and small breasts tbh. Madonna is the opposite, and I love exploring that other side. Also, I enjoy and admire her type of femininity. It's the best kind of femininity. It's hardly ever girly, but it's honest and funny and sometimes intimidating. That's what I'm into. And I think she was and is the most photogenic woman in the world. I can think of a few people who come close, but no movie star, no supermodel, has ever owned a camera and bullied it into submission the way Madonna does. Ugh that's hot.
So would you let her peg you?
I would not. If I wanted a dick in my ass, I'd **** a guy.
Have you ever been close to dropping your stan card and why?
No. I consider myself lucky in that I really, truly, honestly love Madonna more and more everyday. And it's sounds ridiculous, yes. But it's not like a tank that gets filled, it's not something I can actually feel more of. It's just that she, and her music and art, grow more important to me with time. Even when she disappoints me, which she does. Often. But I appreciate that I can have a normal relationship with her, even if I don't know her. It makes the personal connection seem more real, and it makes the great parts even greater. I think that being a #1 fan, or a stan, or whatever, has nothing to do with how many songs or albums you like, or own, or how much money you spend on them, how many shows you attended, how much memorabilia you collect, or any of that. I think it's great, it's a lot of fun of course, but that does not a #1 fan make. A real fan is able to recognize how much an artist has moved them, influenced them. It has nothing to do with excess. Anyway, Madonna has been one of my life's foremost influences and role models. So I can't just rip up a part of myself and throw it away because I don't like her single choices.
You said she has disappointed you before, how exactly?
Bitch is a ****in' troll ass mess. Everything from bad fashion choices to bad husband choices. Everything from bad jokes to bad movies and tours. Bitch is flawed af. And that's why I love her.
If you were Madonna would you unadopt Mercy?
I wouldn't adopt her in the first place. Mess, I don't know. But I do know this: If I was Madonna, Lourdes would be my only child tbh. No Guy Ritchie for me.
I'm trying to make you drag Mercy please oblige
Okay. Mercy's just not a down-ass bitch the way King David is. And Mercy's gonna be the one to write the Mommie Dearest about Madonna. Bookmark me.
If you could erase an alberm from Madonna's discography which one would it be and why is it worse than Hard Candy?
That's hard. I'd erase MDNA, although I enjoy most of it (to varying degrees). It's the only album in her entire discography that is totally inconsequential. It does nothing, says nothing, means nothing. It's not her breakup album (that's Hard Candy tbh). It's not her liberation album (that's Rebel Heart imo). It's ultimately empty, unlike any other Madonna album. That being said... Girl Gone Wild, I'm Addicted, Some Girls, and Love Spent are always reliable, accessible bops. I love those tracks tbh, it's just that I wouldn't be missing anything if they never existed.
Would you date a Madonna hater?
No. Guy or girl, if you hate Madonna, you hate a lot of what I love and hold dear. If you hate Madonna, you will never get the good mrmikefern D. I'm quite discerning and take great pride in my flawless taste. I'd expect the same of my partner, and hating Madonna simply does not factor into having good taste.
What makes mrmikefern D a good D?
Mess. It's attached to the rest of my flawless person. There's your answer. Stay on topic.
But a lot of people thirst after you....
The twinks deserve some tease...
Follow me on Instagram @mrmikefern
The shameless promo... which song do you think could have been a hit if Madonna did promo?
Rescue Me is a lost #1. No promo, no video. A shame. And Hung Up should've been performed somewhere in the US before the 2006 Grammys.
Which song do you think didn't deserve to be a hit and why?
Hanky Panky
Do you want a good spanky?
Maybe. I haven't tried that yet. But a naughty pat-like slap might be exciting.
Have you jacked off thinking of Madead?
Yes. And my first non-accidental, almost-but-not-quite-at-puberty erection was for the Love Profusion video. That video still makes me rigid. Her body, her hair, her luminous smile, that ****ing tragic schoolmarm dress. Ugh woman of my dreams.
Which era?
LAP, BAT, TIC, Erotica, BS. And RH
*silence*
Mess where are you mother****er?
Peeling a ****ing orange
Slay.
So you wouldn't hit 2008 Madonna?
Only on the Hard Candy Promo Tour. After that, no. Not again until the 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar party tbh.
What do you hope to see or hear for her next alberm? Her ****?
I don't need to see her **** to think about it or want it in my mouth. No, I'd actually love if she continued the Rebel Heart trend of giving us 57 million songs arranged in a tracklist of no discernible order or pattern on three different versions of the album. It just feels right, somehow. It feels messy like Madonna herself. As long as her material is true to her, I'm here for it. And of course, she better serve another Living For Love.
What do you NOT want to see for her next alberm?
No Illuminati. Next.
Share a message with your fellow medonsters
Some of you rock! Some of you... don't rock. All of you make ATRL a great place to perch. Thank you for listening.
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Definitely a character, that one.
For the lazy, here's some tl;dr:
- Claims to be sexually interested in Madonna; got his first erection to Love Profusion
- Couldn't ever stop stanning, he loves her too much
- Instagram @mrmikefern
- If he could delete one album it would be MDNA
- Hanky Panky didn't deserve to be a hit
- Loved the messy leakfest we got for Rebel Heart
Host Recommendation:
Vote for him: I'll Remember Award, Living My Life Award
Do not vote: Remixed & Revisited Award, Pretender Award
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