I just get in the shower, enjoy the warm water touching my skin for a little bit, use soap to lather all over my body, rinse it off, then use shampoo and conditioner, rinse, then stand for a little bit more, finally dry myself as I come out.
I just get in the shower, enjoy the warm water touching my skin for a little bit, use soap to lather all over my body, rinse it off, then use shampoo and conditioner, rinse, then stand for a little bit more, finally dry myself as I come out.
1. Shampoo
2. Wash Face
3. Wash Body
4. Chill in shower for like 15 minutes contemplating life
5. Act like im in a music video under waterfall
6. Get out
7. Dry off
8. Use other face stuff
9. Get dressed
Get my whole body and hair wet
Shampoo
Conditioner
I'll also shave my legs at this time, when I put the shampoo/conditioner in my hair and I'm waiting to wash it out
after shaving is done, clean my whole body
I get completely naked, and then walk into the shower. I begin by slowly stroking up and down my penis. Eventually things get more vigorous, and seminal fluid gets expelled and splashes all over the walls, ceiling and floor. I then bend over, and grab a handful of semen from the floor, then start rubbing it all over my body and into my hair. I then wait for it to dry then put some clothes on and go to work.
This sounds ridiculous, but it saves water, and it works surprisingly nice as hair gel.
Yes but I use the same thing for my hair and body. IDK if it's even shampoo, just w.e my mom bought for me and my brothers to use. Why make it complicated?
I get completely naked, and then walk into the shower. I begin by slowly stroking up and down my penis. Eventually things get more vigorous, and seminal fluid gets expelled and splashes all over the walls, ceiling and floor. I then bend over, and grab a handful of semen from the floor, then start rubbing it all over my body and into my hair. I then wait for it to dry then put some clothes on and go to work.
This sounds ridiculous, but it saves water, and it works surprisingly nice as hair gel.
Why?
