and I KNOW RYAN! WHY DOES WHINE UP SPIRAL AWAY FROM THE TOP SLOT RIGHT AFTER BEING CROWNED WORSTEST SONG EVER?!?!?!?
I hate me sometimes.
Anyways...
+10 for August 22
close call Last Request, Paulo Nutili
close call 4 In The Mornin', Gwen Stefani
+10 1234, Feist
album - the reminder / weeks on - 4 / peak - 8
+09 Stranger, Hilary Duff
album - dignity / weeks on - 10 / peak - 3
+08 Nothing Better To Do, Leann Rimes
album - family / weeks on - 1 / peak - 8
+07 The Take Over The Breaks Over, Fall Out Boy
album - infinity on high / weeks on - 7 / peak - 2
+06 Dig, Incubus
album - light grenades / weeks on - 2 / peak - 6
*yes yes, we is behind on the +/-*
+05 Rehab, Amy Winehouse
album - back to black / weeks on - 11 / peak - 1
+04 Evolution, Korn
album - untitled / weeks on - 4 / peak - 4
+03 Bleed It Out, Linkin Park
album - minutes to midnight / weeks on - 3 / peak - 3
+02 Sexy! No No No, Girls Aloud
album - "sexy! no no no" single / weeks on - 2 / peak - 2
+01 Supermassive Black Hole, Muse
album - black holes and revelations / weeks on - 5 / peak - 1 [3 week]
And now, with something else Ryan will hate for me doing....
-10 for August 22
close call Ayo Technology, 50 Cent f. Justin Timberlake
close call Wait For You, Elliot Yamin
-10 Wall To Wall, Chris Brown
album - exclusive / weeks on - 7 / worst spot - 2
I have no idea whhhhhhhhhhhhy this fell to ten. It really should be somewhere around 3 still and yet Chris and his bad dancing almost fell off....
-09 Wake Up Call, Maroon 5
album - it won't be soon before long / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 9
This song is also whiny-sounding. I mean, Adam is always nasdal but this song just sounds like he's whining cuz he got no head from the last groupie.
-08 Hick Chick, Cowboy Troy
album - i knew it and i forgot it / weeks on - 1 / worst spot - 8
"Hick Hop" is an adorable if logically stupid idea. A DANCE remix is worse, especially when the video is basically a bad 50 Cent video done with some slide guitair. Cowboy Troy could be applauded for giving country some new momentum since the current "lets play ****** Adult Contemporary crap that has a fiddle, making it country" is driving me bananas, but insteasd tries to drag it into the gutter.
-07 Better Than Me, Hinder
album - extreme behavior / weeks on - 14 / worst spot - 1
Almost on as long as Avril's "Girlfriend" which will easily be crowned Top Worst Video with it's 11-week run atop. Hinder does have 6 straight so unless someone figures how to out-ho Paula, they should be #2 in every sense of the word.
-06 Because Of You, Reba McIntyre f. Kelly Clarkson
album - reba duets / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 6
I finally heard the song on the radio and wow, does Reba not need to be there on the song.
-05 When You're Gone, Avril Lavigne
album - the best damn thing / weeks on - 5 / worst spot - 5
-04 Rockstar, Nickelback
album - all the right reasons / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 4
WHY WON'T YOU ALL DIE ALREADY JESUS H CHRIST I HATE NICKLEBACK DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!11!1/1!?! Again. Some more.
-03 The Great Escape, Boys Like Girls
album - boys like girls / weeks on - 6 / worst spot - 2
So I hold two jobs, and I recieve **** at Macys and everyone there laughed their ass off when they heard the song and I told them the name of the band.
-02 I Got It From My Mama, will.i.am
album - songs about girls / weeks on - 2 / worst spot - 2
Try making a song praising beauty without degrading them as singing asses next time, will.i..
-01 Easy, Paula DeAnda f. Bow Wow
album - paula deanda / weeks on - 3/ worst spot - 1 [3 week]
So when I become a famous musician I'm following Paual's career trajectory: weird first song, plesant second song if you forget to listen to any of it, then throw on my ho-suspenders and forget my pants when I wear a shirt.