You: Hey
Stranger: don't ask to borrow my swimsuit
You: I have no wish to do so
Stranger: and don't ask me to speak to you in Portuguese
Stranger: oh good, are you from Finland?
You: I speak English, French and Spanish, no portugese
You: no
You: Ireland
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Stranger: sending pics of my dic over phone 15 m usa
You: How big is it?
Stranger: 6in
You: So, it's fighting with your pubic hair to be noticed?
Stranger: ?
You: Your ****. It's hiding in the bushes?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: So what's the girth?
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You: I'm a guy.
Stranger: im a girl
You: how old
Stranger: 18
You: where from?
You: well?
Stranger: philippines
Stranger: and u?
You: usa..ohio
You: lol you live far away
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ur age
You: 20
You: Are you racist? I'm black.
Stranger: ah so ur black
You: yup
You: is that a problem?
Stranger: no
You: Coo.. Are you pretty?
Stranger: no im ugly
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. k
Stranger: hahaaaha
You: would you like to see my picture?
Stranger: ok
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6928230_n.jpg
You: there ya go
Stranger: wait
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You: Okay.. well tell her and everyone else to buy pink friday. And that you love nicki minaj. you will get a lot of females.
Stranger: you are kidding right.
You: Nope. Girls dig a man that loves Nicki Minak.
You: Minaj^
Stranger: I dont know weather or not to believe you.
You: Trust me. they love me.
You: BUT you must buy her album.. they can tell if you bought her album or downloaded it.
You: if you just download it, they will think you're a broke bum.
You: and they will laugh at you.
Stranger: bro
Stranger: I am a dubstep dj..
Stranger: so
Stranger: ill puke..
You: ok whatever that is.. make sure you buy pink friday.
You: and tell everyone else too.
Stranger: why the ****..
You: because, it will get you the LADIES !!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bro
Stranger: umad?
Stranger: just for ***** and giggles ill do that.
You: mad about what? o__o
You: no they will give you head if you buy pink friday.
Stranger: what the ****.
You: I'm telling you.
Stranger: they are girls
Stranger: dudes have head, dude..
You: Do you not know what that means?
You: IT MEANS SHE WILL SUCK YOU UP
You: COME ON SON
Stranger: OH **** BOYE.\
Stranger: OOH OOOOOOOH
You: YES! it's the truth. you have to buy pink friday.
Stranger: YOU MAD.
Stranger: but okeaa
You: so.. get that album and you will get all the chicks you need.
You: okay?
Stranger: lol ok?
You: great.
Mine was boring. I pretended to be a gaga stan though. XD
You: GUESS WHAT!
Stranger: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You: Lady Gaga's Born This Way is set to be released in March!!
You: YEASS!
Stranger: lol thats cool i guess, how are you today?
You: Help her kill taylor swift in sales!!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are you one of those cheesy bots
You: Whaa??
You: Nooo
You: I
You: Lady Gaga just slays
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: because i keep on seeing bots that are all like
You: Who do you stan for?
Stranger: HI ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?
You: Rihanna?
You: Neither. I'm a centaur
Stranger: i dunno neither i dont really care that much
Stranger: omg
Stranger: a centaur?
You: Sii
Stranger: thats pretty cool dont you have a horse body
You: Indeed.
Stranger: IM SO JEALOUS
You: So yeah. BORN THIS WAY in March
You: You should be. It's quite awesome
Stranger: not as awesome as being a centaur
Stranger: do you have a bow and arrow
Stranger: and shoot ****
You: But of course!!!
You: How else will i kill the people who don't want to buy "Born This Way"?
Stranger: ill consider it, but i have no money so ill get some i guess haha
You: Yes. Get the album.
Stranger: i promised myself when this song was done that im listening to is finished i would go to sleep
Stranger: and its getting late
Stranger: good night
You: Okay. I have to go harass the Taylor Swift stans now.
Stranger: centaur
Stranger: <3
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Stranger: looking for female
You: I'm a female.
Stranger: gud
You: Are you a male?
Stranger: i am m 20
Stranger: age and location??
You: 19/US
You: How big is your ****?
Stranger: about 8 inch
You: Cool, we have the same size.
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You: stupid
Stranger: stupid stupid stupid
Stranger: =o
You: YOUR STUPIDERR
You: STUPID FACE
Stranger: your stupidesterest
Stranger: !
Stranger: :]
You: well if im thee stupidesterest your the stupidestestestiest
You: !
You: :P
Stranger: gasp!
You: smacks gum
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: You're a boy? I can tell by the vibe...you're horny, aren't ya?
Stranger: im a girl
You: LIAR!
Stranger: nope'
You: Tell the truth. You're transgendered, aren't you?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: M OR F?
You: F
You: You?
Stranger: m
You: Age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 18.
You: **** size?
Stranger: big
Stranger: very big
You: I need estimation.
You: 9? 10?
Stranger: 9
You: Hot.
Stranger: and u have big ****
Stranger: ?
You: Yes. Now that my hormones are acting right, I feel like a woman.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hot
You: How tall?
Stranger: 1,85
You: ...
You: How TALL boo?
You: 5'8"? 5'10"?
Stranger: 6'1
You: We're the same height.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Texas. You?
Stranger: im too
You: Really? Which area?
Stranger: dallas
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from Houston.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have e-mail
Stranger: ?
You: I do. [email protected]
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: M OR F?
You: F
You: You?
Stranger: m
You: Age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: 18.
You: **** size?
Stranger: big
Stranger: very big
You: I need estimation.
You: 9? 10?
Stranger: 9
You: Hot.
Stranger: and u have big ****
Stranger: ?
You: Yes. Now that my hormones are acting right, I feel like a woman.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hot
You: How tall?
Stranger: 1,85
You: ...
You: How TALL boo?
You: 5'8"? 5'10"?
Stranger: 6'1
You: We're the same height.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Texas. You?
Stranger: im too
You: Really? Which area?
Stranger: dallas
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from Houston.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have e-mail
Stranger: ?
You: I do. [email protected]
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Stranger: hey 20 bi m usa here
You: 20.F.USA
You: So do you like dick and **** on your back?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: hahaha
You: Oh yeah? You like being penetrated with hard balloons massaging your back?
Stranger: sure
You: Ooooo you just made me so hard.
You: I'm Celestial. What's your name?
Stranger: im Ed
You: Hi Ed. How big is your ****?
Stranger: like 7 in
Stranger: what about yours
You: Yummy.
You: 9.5
Stranger:
Stranger: niiice
You: Great. What are you doing?
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You: what's up
Stranger: You horny?O
You: sure is
Stranger: m or f
You: m and f
Stranger: Huh
You: male and female
You: i have both
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Stranger: Hey..
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are you this evening?
You: I'm grand and yourself?
Stranger: I am swell.. did you think about our conversation?
You: ...We've chatted before?
Stranger: We certainly have!
You: Oh...
You: OH NOW I REMEMBER!
Stranger: remember our exchange regarding hot dogs?
You: Yeah I remember.
You: And it leaked gooey filling.
Stranger: The massive intergallactical hot dog trading belt is in great termoil..
You: You rubbed my breasts and fondled my testicles at the same time.
Stranger: we must embark on a space mission to restore the peace between the gorgons and the menicites, so the trading may resume.
Stranger: Or else, noone anywhere in the entire universe well ever be able to enjoy hot dogs again!
You: Girl boo.
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