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Rate the American Idols: Season 5!
Member Since: 6/6/2005
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Okay, I thought it was an easy out for Bucky, being next to Patrick was like a DUUUH look who'll be out. And then AI pulled the biggest **** they could've by eliminating Patrick. TYPICAL AMERICA.......
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Member Since: 10/5/2005
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Patrick's performance was forgettable. That's all.
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Member Since: 9/14/2004
Posts: 82
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1. Kellie
2. Mandisa
3. Paris
4. Ayla
5. Melissa
6. Lisa
7. Katharine
8. Kinnik
9. Heather
10. Brenna
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Member Since: 6/6/2005
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1. Kellie (easy, come on!)
2. Mandisa (very close, but overshot high notes)
3. Lisa (I thought it was good and she looked hot)
4. Melissa (She was really good tonight but her voice won't get her very far)
5. Paris (I love this chick but this song made her look so old, which is exactly what I thought)
6. Ayla (She's trying so hard and I respect her for it. The performance wasn't half bad either)
7. Katherine (Kat, you have to step it up, it wasn't that good but at least you beat out the worst)
8. Brenna (You're a bitch and you need to get your fat ass off the show NOW)
9. Kinnik (She's so forgetable and she's like singing Gretchen Wilson, she's unattractive and all her performances are so boring, I ALWAYS have to like take a nice laugh after what Simon says about her every week. It's nice  - but regardless, she still sucks)
10. Heather (MARIAH CAREY? MARIAH CAREY!?! NO Don't take her best song and ruin it, seriously, she's trying to pick out things that are WAYYYY bigger than her. I don't like that attitude at all, it's bad, and she needs to go)
Leaving us Thursday night: Brenna and Heather. Kinnik has got to go though, she's so bad, it's unbearable to watch her, it's TOO TERRIBLE! 
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Member Since: 4/30/2002
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1. Kellie - (Last Week #8) HOT. HOT. HOT. I have to agree with Simon. There's nothing I don't like about her. Miles ahead of her lackluster performance.
2. Melissa - (Last Week #7) Maybe it's just me again or does her voice sound exactly like Kelly Clarkson's? Maybe not as powerful, but Melissa is definitely good. And tonight was a major improvement from last week. If she keeps riding the 'country bus,' I could possibly see her making it to the top 12.
3. Paris - (Last Week #3) Once again the chosen one tries to be a 50 year old woman. She's consistent, but tonight was too boring. Paris is like the child who could do no wrong though.
4. Lisa - (Last Week #2) A shoe-in for the top 12, but I dunno about tonight - it was good, but I'm stretching the word good to the farthest it could go.
5. Kinnik - (Last Week #9) I can't help but compare her to Vonzell. Kinnik is definitely gonna try to get by each week by doing the 'uptempo song of the night.' Totally shocked she picked country, but she did a good job. At least she somewhat stood out for me tonight.
6. Ayla - (Last Week #4) Like the whole sports thing alot like I said last week. But Ayla's way too robotic. It's like throwing a song into a copy machine, and Ayla coming out. I mean she performs the song EXACTLY, but doing that doesn't do anything for me. She's just good.
7. Mandisa - (Last Week #5) Where was the Mandisa from last week? Boring for me tonight..
8. Katharine - (Last Week #1) So my #1 and #8 from last week switch this week. Katharine what happened tonight?!?!? And how many ?!?!?!?!? could I type! Not a bad performance singing-wise, but way too forgetable. Even if she went 9th instead of last, I still might've forgotten she sang.
9. Heather - (Last Week #11) Mariah Carey licensed her songs to American Idol now? Well if she recently did that, I'm sure she'd ban them again after this performance. MIGHT HAVE BEEN the worst performance in the history of American Idol. Even for being safe, it was horrendous!!
10. Brenna (Last Week #10) I CANT STAND HER. AMERICA VOTE HER OFF. It's not even the cockyness, it's not even the horrible performance, Brenna irks me like no other!
Should be bottom 3: Katharine (makes me sad to say it), Brenna, and Heather
Should be two to go: Heather and Brenna.
Will be bottom 3: Mandisa, Heather, and Brenna
Will be the 2 to go home: Heather and Brenna. For once, I am 100% confident that these two will LEAVE!
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Member Since: 1/3/2004
Posts: 6,932
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Overall, it was kind of even with last week. Not as many stand-outs, but not as many ear-bleeders
Katherine: 6
Eh, she didn't do as well as last week. The song was a little boring too. Not as good as last week, but she'll definently be here next week.
Kinnik: 5.5
Fun song, but nothing special. She looks like someone but I can't really pinpoint who...
Lisa: 8
Improved on last week. One of the better singers. Not much else to say.
Melissa: 7
I liked it, she kind of reminds me of Jessica Sierra, but a little more country. You can tell she doesn't have a lot of range, though. She sounded monotonous through most of the song.
Heather: 5.5
I think she did A LOT better than last week, but she's still not that great. If she's in the top 12 then that's a big crock.
Brenna: 6.5
I thought she improved a lot on last week, personally. And am I the only one who thinks her personality is friggin hilarious? 
Paris: 10
I don't give a ---- what the judges say, that was A-fricken-MAZING. I'm 15 but even I love that song and she did ----ing great.
Ayla: 6.5
It was okay, but she sounds like a robot. Even if she makes the top 12, I don't see her going top 5 or anything like that.
Kellie: 4.5
What do people see in her!? Still, better than last week, but the worst of all performances tonight. She'll be top 12 though, 'cause they're gonna shove her down America's throats no matter how bad she ----s up.
Mandisa: 9
I love this girl, I hope she makes top 5 at least. She's a little shouty, but again, that's what a love about her. She stands out because of how much power she has in her voice. And she has a personality unlike most of the robots in this competition.
Tonight:
1) Paris
2) Mandisa
3) Lisa
-GAP-
4) Melissa
5) Brenna
6) Ayla
7) Katherine
8) Heather
9) Kinnik
10) Kellie
Who should be bottom 3: Kellie, Heather, Ayla [I like Kinnik ]
Who should be going home: Kellie, Heather
Who will be bottom 3: Kinnik, Brenna, Heather
Who will be going home: Kinnik, Heather
They'll probably keep Brenna around, but I think Kinnik is definently gone.
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Member Since: 4/30/2002
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Ehh, Kinnik WILL not make top 12, but I think she'll stick around next week. I hope America doesn't keept Brenna just because they like her personality. C'mon she said she'd bring out the CLAWS tonight, and I didn't see them!?!
If America gets it right, Brenna and Heather will go this week, and Kinnik and (although I think she's good) Melissa will be out next week. Ayla, Mandisa, Kellie, Lisa, Katharine, and Paris will be the top 6.
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Member Since: 9/26/2001
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After being pre-empted for college basketball(Bearcats, you suck this year. There is no denying it.), coming to you NOT live, American Idol: The Girls.
Katharine McPhee
Rating: 3.5(just a little higher from my original rating)
(Seriously woman, what the hell was that? The beginning of the chorus was some horrible **** and that last note was terrible. Far worse than last week, and I only rated it a 6.)
Kinnik Sky
Rating: 2
(Two words: Never. Again. That was a joke. Absolutely pathetic.)
Lisa Tucker
Rating: 6
(Meh, nothing spectacular. She had some pretty off moments too. Randy's right: She didn't show the obvious talent she has tonight.)
Booby McQueen..oh, sorry, Melissa McGhee
Rating: 2.5
(...Reba?! REBA?! Booby, i'm definitely not going to go easy on you this week. For one, she doesn't have the voice to pull off Reba. Reba can hit ALL kind of high as hell notes, but Melissa can't. Her voice annoys me more than any others in the competition other than possibly Kellie. The only positive I can think of is that her stage presence is stepping up a bit. But yeah, that was bad. And Chris, Kelly Clarkson? Yeah right.  )
Heather Cox, Model Extroardinaire
Rating: 3
(As if Booby McQueen performing Reba isn't enough, we get the worst female in the competition singing a song that is so far above her that it's like a cat trying to get a squeaky toy from its master and its master keeps pulling it away from the cat. It was all built up on one note and it wasn't even good. Better than some of the **** i've seen tonight, but seriously, NOBODY and I mean *nobody* in this competition can pull off Mariah Carey. Especially Heather.)
Brenna Gethers, Mikalah's Best Friend
Rating: 2
(First off, before the performance, Ryan said that Brenna's smile looks a lot like Gideon's. Brenna replies and says that everyone likes Gideon's smile...um, no. The UNBREAKABLE SMILE is not something to be proud of, guys. Donna Summer watches on in horror as Brenna ruins probably her best song. It was forgettable, just like she is. She is just not an American Idol. Period.)
Paris Bennett, The Chosen One
Rating: 9.5
(She is the cutest American Idol contestant of all time, I don't care what anyone says. I'm very stunned that she chose Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings", as I feel it's a wonderful song. I didn't like how she ended the chorus, but man, everything else was on point. What an amazing performance. I bow down to you, girl. And Randy, when you have a voice like that in front of you, playing it safe should not matter. I'm speechless.)
Mrs. Roboto, aka Ayla Brown
Rating: 5.5
(She has absolutely no life on the stage. None. A voice will only get you so far in this competition. And this performance was pretty average. I've heard it before plenty of times, even on American Idol. It wasn't great, it wasn't bad..just average.)
Kellie Pickler, Evil Country Lady
Rating: 3
(I keep hearing that this was a great and amazing performance. Where? As EJ pointed out, they are going to shove her down the throats of the American Idol audience but, seriously, there was nothing good about that performance, especially her voice. She actually didn't look bad, but it was...terrible.  )
Mandisa, Fire Woman
Rating: 7
(Why she chose Faith Hill is beyond me. HOWEVER, I thought she was good tonight. She was off at a few points, but she did well enough that she could stand out from the others. Not the best tonight, but certainly fine.)
1) Paris
2) Mandisa
(Froggy, how these could have had the roughest night is beyond me)
3) Lisa
4) Mrs. Roboto
5) Katharine
6) Kellie
7) Heather
8) Booby McQueen
9) Brenna
10) Kinnik
Who Should Be Gone: Brenna, Kinnik
Who WILL Be Gone: Kinnik, Heather
And that is how the cookie crumbles.
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Member Since: 6/6/2005
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You guys are all so sure about Ayla but her and Melissa could easily switch. Of course, that's just my opinion. But, Ayla is NOTTT that good.
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Member Since: 9/26/2001
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Originally posted by Sir. Will
You guys are all so sure about Ayla but her and Melissa could easily switch. Of course, that's just my opinion. But, Ayla is NOTTT that good.
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I never saw what was so amazing about Ayla, but she's clearly better than Booby McQueen.
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Member Since: 5/3/2003
Posts: 8,091
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Ayla proved tonight she was a brilliant genius that deserves to win this competition. Thats all there is to it! It just gets better better every week with this woman. Katherine proved tonight she was a turkey. The only thing else decent was maybe Lisa.
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Member Since: 4/27/2002
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Everyone was bad this week... wow. Even my favorites, Katharine and Paris. Ps, Kellie? WTF? Her voice is sooo scracthy.
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Member Since: 5/3/2003
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I think its safe to say Paris had the roughest night. I don't know what she was thinking with that terrible song. Mandisa is a close second.
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Originally posted by .:Froggert:.
I think its safe to say Paris had the roughest night. I don't know what she was thinking what that terrible song. Mandisa is a close second.
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I've only seen four performances and I really don't think Paris will be worse than that Kinnik/Melissa double shot.
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 1/5/2002
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1. kellie
2. ayla
3. melissa
4. kinnik
5. mandisa
6. katherine
7. lisa
8. paris
9. heather
10. brenna
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Member Since: 1/22/2004
Posts: 2,787
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1. melissa
2. ayla
3. lisa
4. mandisa
5. paris
6. kinnik
7. katharine (what happened?)
8. heather
9. kellie
10. brenna
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Member Since: 7/2/2004
Posts: 5,939
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Ayla is fantasitc. If she was black and sang like she came from the ghetto you guys would love her. 
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Member Since: 9/26/2001
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Originally posted by Mugshot
Ayla is fantasitc. If she was black and sang like she came from the ghetto you guys would love her. |
Liar. You can put her voice and personality with ANY kind of girl you want and I still wouldn't think she's anything special.
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Member Since: 7/2/2004
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Originally posted by World Police Actor
Liar. You can put her voice and personality with ANY kind of girl you want and I still wouldn't think she's anything special.
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Whatever.
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Aww, poor Mugshot not liking people not liking Ayla.
Anyways, 10 Women...who make me want to shove a pen into my eyes.
Paris (8/10) - Hate the song, LOVE THE VOCALS! That's how you sell a ballad, damn it! Plus, she seems to get the song better than any of the other females.
Lisa (5/10) - She tries to just tick off the boxes of vocal ability, but she refuses to connect. Yes, she's 16, but if you don't "get" a song, don't sing it. Even if you can, don't. Once again scored high because she can sing, not cuz I liked it.
Ayla (4/10) - A LOT of vibratto causing her head to shake. Maybe her battery was dying down. Rather bland and boring and TOO DAMN SMILEY!
Melissa (4/10) - Are you TRYING to go home? Now she does a gimmick song after testing my patience with Faith. Better than last week and sassy songs work for her, but very pageantish. And she was in and out sometimes and she didn't connect all that well, but it worked better than last week.
Kinnik (3/10) - Gretchen Wilson? This was one odd perf, since last week she had the tech chops and she lost it all to have "personality." Maybe sang a third of the words and mumbled/garbled the rest.
Kellie (3/10) - You. Are. Not. Paybee. She still gets way to flat during anything that lasts longer than two seconds and rather dull during the chorus. Better than last week, but not by much. And the Trio can stop shoving her down my throat. Is there a brain in there?
Katherine (2/10) - You silly? Or dumb? Neeeeeeeeever. So she might not be a clam, but her performance is dull as hell. And why are you wearing formal shorts with Cheeto's old pregger shirt? In and out of pitch for most of the song.
Mandisa (2/10) - Cry? What? What an all-over-the-place perforance. Lots of off notes and weird hand motions. Definite downgrade from last week. And it's DOIN', not doing.
Heather (1/10) - Dear Mariah (CC Mimi): KILL HEATHER! She can't open a song, she probably should never smile or wear that again, and made a rather deep song as light and fluffy as her hair. Even more pageanty than Melissa. AND NO MORE HIGH NOTES DUMBASS. I should give you a 0 just for the worst high note in history, and might even rival Sway's perf as worst ever.
Brenna (1/10) - PLEASE LET THIS BE HER LAST DANCE! It killed Ryan Starr! Flat some more, while posing and trying to repeat the same line forever. Rank ass verse section. I didn't think anyone could be worse tha dumbass Heather. Yay, I was wrong. She gets a 1 for Bitchface, though!
Should Be Last 3 - Mandisa, Heather, Brenna
Should Go Home - Heather, Brenna
Wll Be Leavin' - Heather, Melissa
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