Gangnam Style
Actual: Oppnam gangnam style
Misheard: Open condom style
Somebody That I Used To Know
Actual: You could be addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Misheard: You could be addicted to a certain kind of Santas
Wild Ones
Actual: I wanna shut down the club
Misheard: I wanna SHlT on a clown
Call Me Maybe
Actual: Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
Misheard: Poor you came into my life, I pissed you so bad
We Are Young
Actual: Toni-i-i-ight we are young, so lets set the world on fire, we can burn brighter, than the sun
Misheard: Toni-i-i-ight we are yum, so we set the wood on fire, we cook 'em right up, venison
Starships
Actual: An if you a G, you a G G G
Misheard: And if you a tree, you a tree tree tree
Payphone
Actual: If happy ever after did exists, I would still be holdin you like this
Misheard: If happy ever after dead exit, I would still be holding you like fish
Ni**as In Paris
Actual: That SHlT gray, that **** cray, that **** cray
Misheard: Does she pray, does she Christ, does she pray
Titanium
Actual: You shouted hello
Misheard: You shat it out
Taylor Swift, "Starlight"
Actual: we could get married, have ten kids, and teach em how to dream
Misheard: we could get married, have ten kids, and teach em how to drink
Lana - Elvis:
Misheard:
Oh Elvis, where are you whan I need you most?
What consequences will bring our love?
Actual:
Oh Elvis, where are you when I need you most?
White comp sequin jumpsuit ghost
Oh how fitting. From Don't Bother - I always thought Shakira was saying "She's the greatest ****." But she was actually saying "She's the greatest cook."