[jagger88788]

Donkey: *crawls through intestines and enters rectum* Ahhh. I've wanted to be inside here for years.

[Relampago.]

Bird #1: *Whistles Venus in a tree* *gets shot*

[iHype.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Snow White: Hello, Adele. I'm going through my bi phase right now and I heard you're lez... do you want to date? There's a hot diner we could go to, a few miles from this smelly swamp.

Adele: Oh yes! [Adele whispers to herself, "If this hoe thinks I'm paying for hers...."].

*arrives at the Hot Diner*

Adele: I'll have a whole turkey, box of grapefruits, an avacado, some BBQ sauce, some ranch, 52 hot wings, and some lemon pepper! What about you babe?

[Erik]

Sleeping Beauty: *dodges Snow White* Ha, too slow Yellow Snow. You forget yourself, for I am supernatural, can you feel it? *head spins around on neck*

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Relampago.

Bird #1: *Whistles Venus in a tree* *gets shot*

Adele: I'll have that for dinner too!

[jagger88788]

Donkey: *pops outta Shrek's ass* No you won't. *begins to strangle Adele*

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Adele: Oh yes! [Adele whispers to herself, "If this hoe thinks I'm paying for hers...."].

*arrives at the Hot Diner*

Adele: I'll have a whole turkey, box of grapefruits, an avacado, some BBQ sauce, some ranch, 52 hot wings, and some lemon pepper! What about you babe?

Snow White: Wow Adele... Um I'd like a lettuce please. I'm assuming you're paying for this, hunny, using your recent paychecks.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Wow Adele... Um I'd like a lettuce please. I'm assuming you're paying fir this, hunny, with your recent paychecks.

Adele: I guess we'll see when the check comes hehe, but anywayz so I heard you have kids? Do you have to pay child support or anything...

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Erik

Sleeping Beauty: *dodges Snow White* Ha, too slow Yellow Snow. You forget yourself, for I am supernatural, can you feel it? *head spins around on neck*

Snow White: No I can't feel anything, babe. Shrek sat on me a few weeks ago and broke all bones in my back...

[Remmy]

Fiona/Hulk: Mmm.. what's... smell? [sees the restaurant across the city and runs for it] [takes the roof off the building and watches everyone in shock while Adele keeps eating]

Much.. meat... so... BIG. [picks Adele up and starts chomping away at her body]

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Adele: I guess we'll see when the check comes hehe, but anywayz so I heard you have kids? Do you have to pay child support or anything...

Snow White: I'd love to pay for my child support but money is a biT of an issue... but since we're deep-seated lovers I was actually going to ask you to pay for me.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Snow White: I'd love to pay for my child support but money is a biT of an issue... but since we're deep-seated lovers I was actually going to ask you to pay for me.

Adele: We just met kinda...umm...if I'm gonan buy you things and pay for your bills...you're gonna kind have to do some things.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Rem

Fiona/Hulk: Mmm.. what's... smell? [sees the restaurant across the city and runs for it] [takes the roof off the building and watches everyone in shock while Adele keeps eating]

Much.. meat... so... BIG. [picks Adele up and starts chomping away at her body]

Adele: [farts in Hulk's mouth, the toxins in her fart causing him to pass out]

[Remmy]

Fiona/Hulk: [passed out on the ground while people run out of restaurant and Adele crawls due to only having half her body left] [dreams of being Fiona again and finding Shrek and Donkey, seeing the Wizard to get the kids back and making everything go to how they were]

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Adele: We just met kinda...umm...if I'm gonan buy you things and pay for your bills...you're gonna kind have to do some things.

Snow White: Okay. I can help you with your daily life struggles, like getting you off your seat.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Snow White: Okay. I can help you with your daily life struggles, like getting you off your seat.

Adele; No honey...I meant like really hard stuff. My friend KeShia has this album called Warrior, and she needs someone to listen...and I need my ears.

[Remmy]

Fiona: [wakes up days later in a field, my Hulk-ness has worn off as I'm not angry anymore] Where.. where am I? [stands up and looks around] Shrek...? Donkey??? Anyone!?!? [hears a whisper in the woods]

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Adele; No honey...I meant like really hard stuff. My friend KeShia has this album called Warrior, and she needs someone to listen...and I need my ears.

Snow White: Okay sweety babe you stay here and enjoy your BIG feast while I listen to this album for you. You should collab with this KeShia lady!

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Rem

Fiona: [wakes up days later in a field, my Hulk-ness has worn off as I'm not angry anymore] Where.. where am I? [stands up and looks around] Shrek...? Donkey??? Anyone!?!? [hears a whisper in the woods]

Big Bad Wolf: Hi, Fiona. Sorry to startle you, and the one to tell you, but your kids are dead and Shrek has ran away, in fear, into the mists of the dark woods. The little monsters out in these woods may snatch him up...

[iHype.]

Originally posted by ks_dollar

Snow White: Okay sweety babe you stay here and enjoy your BIG feast while I listen to this album for you. You should collab with this KeShia lady!

Adele: Nooo haha, stay right here and listen while I get the wallet to pay!

[gets inside of car, drives off]