This thread is giving me life
I thought I'd find more for your enjoyment:
"I am never writing a breakup record again, by the way. I'm done with being a bitter witch." Adele
"I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend." Taylor Swift
"Breaking up is just hard, even if you're the one breaking up. It's not fun. It can be dramatic and complicated. And then you get a little distance and you think, why did it have to be so complicated and dramatic?" Norah Jones
"I dress like a 30-year-old woman." Selena Gomez
"I would never create an image for myself; I'm not that clever." Ellie Goulding
"I'm from a Gypsy background!" Cher