The entire purpose of this board is to promote the stereotype of the vapid, fickle, illilterate, delusional, brain-dead pop music fan whose frame of reference goes no further than today's iTunes Top 10 and whose awareness of Black music goes no further than the copies of Pink Friday they illegally downloaded from Sharebeast.
We are trying to create an alternate universe where Rihanna has some type of power outside of Instagram, Britney Spears is as relevant as she was in July of 2000 and that Katy Perry is of equal or greater importance as Michael Jackson.
We don't have the intelligence to properly defend our opinion, so anyone who is contrary to our delusions will be banned without warning.
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Originally posted by Pink
Blue, why don't you like Rihanna?
That Barbadian water monkey and her Salvation Army thinks everything she does is an achievement that no one else has accomplished despite the fact that she is typically the last of the major pop girls to achieve it.
For example, the other week she saw one of those pop-up "Win a Free Ipod"advertisements and thought it was some big accomplishment:
She was clearly throwing shade and I wanted to drag her.
I saw her at a restaurant and tried to jump on her, I had a good grasp on her wig, but my mama pulled me off of her.
If I catch that coward-ass swamp rodent in the streets we're going to have a problem. She should just meet me somewhere in the city and claim this ass-whoopin' and after I bodyslam her I don't want any hard feelings.
She's really been feeling her yeast-infected ***** as of late, especially considering just 8 years ago, she swam to America with a trash bag full of Baby Phat t-shirts and flip-flops that she shoplifted from a Barbados grocery store.
The only people that are 'bothered' are those whose faves were dragged. This was completely hilarious and true. They clocked all of ATRL so hard with this I can't stop laughing.
The attention to detail, this is somebody who LIVES and BREATHES for ATRL....
No at all.
SW owner is just really slick & intelligent and knows that the devil is in the details.
I dont know what to think about the parody,but it's well done as usual.