TAYLOR SWIFT
Oh Taylor, the gift that keeps on giving. The irresistible 3:30 pop buzz of
Our Song, the wicked kiss off that is
Picture to Burn, the yummy
Should've Said No, and a song that a) rips off Trisha Yearwood's
She's in Love with the Boy wholesale while b) PROFOUNDLY MISUNDERSTANDING the entire point of
Romeo & Juliet (
Love Story), how could I say no? Taylor's amazing - she's a TERRIBLE singer, who's not that great of a songwriter - but man, can she craft a pop hook! Maybe if I was doing a top 100, I could list all four of these songs. I'm not, however, so she gets honored here. (Although, if I had to choose, I'd go for the one that wistfully recalls young love - wait, is that all she does?)
IT'S COMING. THE TOP 80 IS COMING.