Dear Daddy Joe,
Bury your disco stick inside me so hard, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur. Catapult both my anus and intestines via my mouth so far into the Universe, that even NASA can't locate them after 20 years long intergalactic expedition. Make me moan and scream so hard my eyeballs inplode, choke me, kick me in the gut and then use my body as floor wiper Easyflix and clean the whole house.