First I thought this all fight in the Nelly Thread was depressing
but then I thought "hey, this is like the MtV's Real World: people fighting, saying bad things about each other and there's always a agressive and violent guy and that guy is Angelo!
VerticalHorizon - This is the true story Angelo - Of seven strangers Gábor - Picked to live in a thread Break the Ice- To write together and have their posts registered PortugueseDude - Find out what happens Pinter - When people stop being polite InuYasha - And start getting real VerticalHorizon, Angelo, Gábor, Break the Ice, PortugueseDude, Pinter, InuYasha - THE REAL WORD – ATRL!
Everyday on Official Nelly Furtado Thread in ATRL.
Special caos-periods of the day: 11.30am – 2.30 pm, 4.30pm – 5.30pm, 11.30pm – 0.30 am (Central European Time)
Vertical Horizon – the stupid and ugly guy
Angelo – the avril-obsessive and teasing guy
Gábor – the funny and smart guy
Break the Ice – the britney’s fan number 1 and talkative guy
PortugueseDude – the wise and cultural guy
Pinter – the musician and always-informed guy
InuYasha – the calm and Gandhi-guy
Facts about people:
Vertical Horizon – just a loser looking for fame; farts everytime he laughs
Angelo – originally from Sri Lanka, he’s a refugee in Philipines after killing by knife a Avril Lavigne’s hater in his home country
Gábor – mid-european guy that leaves under the pressure of Nelly Furtado’s haters. Still in therapy because of that.
Break the Ice – used to be a FIB agent. Got fired after talkative-behaviour concerning Britney Spear’s private life, letting everybody know about secret aspects of the singer.
PortugueseDude – an outsider. No blog. No social life at all. Just Nelly Furtado-obsessive.
Pinter – a breakthrough musician looking for promoting his music.
InuYasha – innocent guy that still believes that Nelly’s haters will be lovers someday. A very good-heart guy.
so you're ugly and you fart everytime you laugh??
and I'm the one with no social life??
I loved this one: "Angelo originally from Sri Lanka, refugee in Philipines after killing an avril's hater!
YOU'RE THE BEST, VERTICALHORIZON!!
The ATRL world is still in shock after one of its biggest and sweetest members, Gábor, posted in his blog “Bye ATRL for a while!”. Since then people are still trying to explain this mysterious (and sweet) escape.
This morning I read in some tabloids that Gábor was going through a nervous breakdown after months standing one of the ATRL members, Angelo. A close friend of Gábor said to the news: “Gábor was living in a hell in ATRL. Angelo kept him in a constant psychological battle with his [Gábor’s] biggest fears saying things like Nelly Furtado wouldn’t release another album anymore or that Nelly Furtado is in fact a drag-queen. Everytime Gábor was down for the fact than the song Do it didn’t hit the top 50, Angelo made that fact even bigger repeating it hour after hour. There was no compassion and no love in their friendship. (…) Meanwhile, Gábor also found out Angelo was seeing other person’s posts…”
So here’s my 3 theories about Gábor’s escape:
1. According to the tabloids, Gábor went away leaving Angelo and all the domestic violence behind.
2. Gábor got an ATRL’s girl pregnant and now doesn’t want to take the responsibilities (and another question stands: who is that girl?? )
3. Gábor just went crazy with all my jokes and said to himself “I just need to be away from that creepy and retard VerticalHorizon”
What do you think, guys? Which one is more believable?...
Oh, and by the way, what do you think I should do? I was thinking about sending him one of these 3 things:
1. Some flowers and a little card aside saying “Gábor we miss you so much! Please come back to ATRL!” ()
2. A chocolate box saying “You’re sweeter than this chocolate” ()
3. A picture of me landing totally naked in a sofa and wearing just a red thong. ()
Give me your opinion, people! (even if that opinion includes “VerticalHorizon, get a life!!” …all the opinions count!)
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL
OH MY GOD, VERTICALHORIZON!
YOU ARE UNSTOPABLE!
do you smoke crack??
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER!!