[Skywalker]

I don't care about Drake though, aside from making Hold On (We're Going Home).

[Aden]

ddddd at Hotline Bling not going #1.

I don't understand how the song smashed in the first place. It's kind of boring.

[EOMM92]

The accuracy of this whole Lana parody



She's so dumb

[ryanpittman97]

Revival >>> Any Tumblana Del Reblog album

She sucks!

[Great Username]

Originally posted by Lipton

You are the most interesting paradox on ATRL. Like, how could someone so funny and exciting as a poster consistently invest their affection in trash?

I still love you. PM me.

This album is the first thing that's made me feel happy since 11 September 2015.
You're literally the only poster other than me and Kayla who is funny btw.

[RihannasVeryOwn]

Originally posted by highwayuni

Lana is winning, Drake is CRUSHED

Only on atrl

Selena sounded like she was straining on Same Old Love, I can't listen to anything on Revival that isn't GFY

[Monster Boy]

Originally posted by ryanpittman97

The Fad 2.0 is coming

The good side of the Force is waiting for you again.

[ToLove]

Methna does not beat Drake in anything, not commercially, not financially, and especially not personally.

Even in terms of quality, Drake's repetitive, stale songs about his squad and old broads he smoked weed with >>>> Lana's boring, sleep-inducing trite presenting itself as deep when we've heard **** like it a million times already

[bluth]

to think: if it weren't for princess ari, drake would have his first number one. the lanasters should be thankful.

[Great Username]

Leave this dress a mess on the floor <3

Ugh what a rush.

[collin]

Lana may be tanking but she's doing better than ever now music wise. I live for the way she's exponentially weeding out the "...it make me sleepy :3" / "I miss born 2 die x[" parts of her fan base because she knows they are losers.

[Skywalker]

If u are lucky enough to live in Canada, Netflix is getting first exclusive rights to The Force Awakens, eight months after release supposedly.

[Stark]

Updated estimates

1. Hello 1,021,000

[Ady.]

Poor Ariana next week

[Tom Vercetti]

Originally posted by highwayuni

But Lana didn't want that. She didn't even care about Honeymoon having ANY success.

Drake was literally so ready for this #1 that he wrote that long ass paragraph about how he's going to celebrate but Apple SPAT in his face and didn't send off any of his streams

Lana is winning, Drake is CRUSHED

Yeah he's crushed from the success he's had this year from his two #1 album debuts being mixtapes, to destroying Meek's career, to being the most relevant rapper of 2015.

He still has plenty of time to gain a #1 solo hit. I cannot say the same for some others though.

[ToLove]

Originally posted by ryanpittman97

Revival >>> Any Tumblana Del Reblog album

She sucks!

The fact that she makes Selena look like a top-tier artist and performer by comparison; now that's really a testament to how much she blows. Even when comparing live vocals and songwriting skills, Urinal still can't top Selegend.

Her mediocre Same Old Love live performances and Heart Wants What It Wants lyrics >>>> Urinal's existence.

[Aden]

I don't know why Lana stans are celebrating. #1 or not, Hotline Bling still smashed, Drake can still sell albums, Drake is popular outside of tumblr, etc. He still wins.

[Great Username]

Camouflage the token tragic ballad

[collin]

Originally posted by Great Username

Leave this dress a mess on the floor <3

Ugh what a rush.

Such horrible taste.
You're not funny btw.

[Badger]

How exactly is Lana winning