OKAY. I watched it. Now let me share my ****ing thoughts.
The pros:
- I actually thought Cece being transgender was a terrific story line. I thought it was done emotionally well and I used to hate Jessica DiLaurentis but after the episode I grew a soft spot for her.
- Vanessa Ray's acting was amazing.
Nowwwwww we have the mother ****ing cons. I do not know where to begin. I... I... I am mortified. *My knuckles turn white, my face boils up and reddens like a tomato, and my teeth clench as I smash into my keyboard* I AM ****ING ANNOYED ARRRRGH.
- 1st of all. That IRRELEVENT ****** acting CVNT SARA HARVEY gets to be BOTH RED COAT AND BLACK WIDOW? Oh my CHRIST. Father forgive me for what sins I'm about to commit tonight. How DARE that dead set ****ing weirdo gets to be the mysterious Red Coat and Black Widow. BLACK MOTHER ****ING WIDOW? I'm sorry. I am pissed the **** off. BLACK WIDOW REALLY? What about Melissa Marlene? WHAT ABOUT HOW SHADY MELISSA HAS BEEN LIKE.. THE ENTIRE TIME. Are you NOT aware of anything bitch? Oh god. I'm going to let loose on this bitch. Sara mother ****ing harpoon Harvey. I'll sweep the gravel with that bitch's face.
- SECOND OF ALL. The PLOT HOLES. I don't even need to explain myself here. You all know what I'm talking about. You know what? EVERYTHING could of added up if they KNEW WHO A was GOING TO BE from day dot. If they actually sat down in a mother ****ing group and said "Hey, lets think of who A is going to be these next few seasons" INSTEAD of tossing up which random ****er was going to be A until the last minute. If Cece had WAY MORE EPISODES, and was incorporated in a way where there were no plot holes EVERYTHING COULD OF MADE SENSE.
- Another thing. Through out the whole series Cece Drake and Alison have been 'besties' or was that just for the Summer? It seemed like they'd only spent the time in Cape May together and that is all. UGH.
- Cece's reasoning for torturing the girls. At first I was like okay, the bitch is ****ing mental and her strategy worked. It brought Alison back. BUT SHE KEPT GOING WITH IT. Like OH MY GOD. A DAMN ****ING DOLLHOUSE. YOUR OWN NETWORK?! All those HOURS and MONEH torturing some basic white bitches lsekelslslddmcmdme **** me sideways
- Mona thinking she killed Alison when she was the one who helped her get away
That WOMAN.
- Not good enough reason for Alison to disappear for a few ****ing years ffs. SO WHO WAS ACTUALLY SCARING ALISON OFF?!OMG
- SUMMER OF ANSWERS MY ASS. What about Melissa and Wren? Where the **** is Jenna? Who the **** killed Maya? Where even is Maya? Who killed Jessica?
- WTF AT THE ENDING. THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?
I honestly feel a lot adds up but there is a lot that is misplaced. I feel like there is a missing part of a puzzle and one piece that doesn't fit has been forced into place to fit.
Just like to say to Miss Marlene on Twitter if I EVER see your droopy lop sided face down the street EVER I WILL NOT hesitate in knocking you the **** out. I don't give a **** if you're a mother of two. What happened to Jessica will happen to you, you nasty bitch. **** you. Sit on my dick and spin.
