Okay, this thread is turnin into a mess and I needa go to bed.. plus this will probably get closed soon.
So final rankings that we've discovered from this thread:
1. God York
2. Jesusida
3. Potatoes
4. Chocolate
[...]
45. Old Jersey
46. Shoot 'Em Up Illinois
47. Sandy Cheeks Texas
48. Plain Maine
49. Igloo Alaska
50. Disease-ridden, barely-liked, earthquake ass California
Night night!