You guys are going to think I'm weird for this but whatever.
I love bland food so much. Like a lot of flavorful/spicy/sweet/sour food is definitely great and enjoyable, but like I really love eating a lot of plain food such as toast, plain white rice, lightly seasoned baked chicken breast, steamed vegetables, and my favorite drink is water! When I go to restaurants, I always order a Caesar Salad. They're so ****ing delicious.
who hurt you
the spice rack at my house is ready and available if you're ready